You could also skip all of the above if you've got a little cash available to spend on tickets to the KROQ Weenie Roast, where you'll catch performances by The Black Keys, 30 Seconds to Mars, Vampire Weekend, and others.
Last year, a book called "Save the Deli" by David Sax made a bold claim: "Brace yourself New York, because what I am about to write is definitely goin...