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Big Brother 12

Survivor 21: Infants vs Senior Citizens: Shut up, Shannon!

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Did they neglect the psych evaluations on the contestants this time around? Because we saw some seriously deranged behavior in this week's episode of Survivor, not to mention a crime wave of footwear theft.

Survivor 21: Infants vs Senior Citizens: Not About Yve

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

It began with Jeff Probst's voice telling us: "This is Nicaragua: remote, mysterious, dangerous." He left out poverty-ridden (second-poorest country in the Western Hemisphere, barely beating out Haiti), oppressed, run by a powerful Marxist leader.

Big Brother 12 Finale: "Fredo, You Broke My Heart."

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Sunday was a clip show. I heard so many lines I'd already written jokes for, I wondered if I shouldn't just do a clip column. So let's skip over the boring clip show and get right to the finale.

Big Brother 12: "One of My Good Dogs," The 8-Second Man

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

This was an odd week, as the penultimate week always is. We had a live eviction on Wednesday, then a second live show without an eviction on Thursday. Just one more column, I keep telling myself, and I'll never have to see or hear or discuss Boobiac ever again.

Big Brother 12: The Puppetry of the Pea-Brains.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Enzo said: "De Brains goes home. Maybe he wasn't De Brains after all, because I beat him, and you know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer." He wouldn't be the sharpest knife in the drawer even if he were the only knife in the drawer.

Big Brother 12: Mothra, the Penguin, and the Succubus.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

The thing I love about double-eviction weeks is that it clearly shows the producers are as sick of these house guests as I am.

Big Brother 12: The Boobiac Strikes Back!

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

It is a dark time for The Brigade. Although the Death Showmances have been destroyed, Imperious goofs have driven the Brigade forces from the HOH Room, and pursued then across the Big Brother House.

Inside the Big Brother House

Roger Catlin | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Roger Catlin

It's creepy to peek into the windows of a place where a dozen people live. But that's what millions do three times a week, for a summer broadcast that's doing its best ratings in years.

Big Brother 12: The Sorrows of Boobiac

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

We rejoin our competition with the houseguests clinging to a spinning giant paint can while being splattered with gaily-colored effluvia, and slapped by a paint brush the size of my second husband.

Big Brother 12: I, Boobiac!

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Captain Kosher's parting shots last week set off dynamite in Rachel, aka Boobiac, which detonated in Kristen's face the moment Boobiac won HOH a second time, thus demonstrating that she is the Empress Caligulotta.

Big Brother 12: Tongue Digging

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

The producers of Big Brother, left with egg all over their faces by the spectacular fizzle-out of their Saboteur twist, are trying to resurrect it by asking America to vote for one of the houseguests to become the new saboteur.

Big Brother 12: Waiting For Monet

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Sunday:: When the show began Sunday, the houseguests had still not been told that they had accidentally evicted the Saboteur the first week.

Big Brother 12: (Mala)Props to the Houseguests.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Kathy: "Yeah. You have to go on your gut." Yes, none of this investigating, and making deductions based on evidence for this cop. Her "gut" is all the evidence she needs. My gut tells me she's an imbecile.

Big Brother 12: The 12th Coming

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

It's summertime in Studio City, and CBS has rounded up another group of houseguests to spend a summer trying to outwitless each other, on what is known to some as "Survivor For Shut-Ins," aka, Big Brother: Season 12: The Saboteur.