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Bill Maher New Rules

Bill Maher's New Rule For The 'Straight White Guy Festival'

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 08.06.2014 | Comedy

Let's face it, straight, white guys have had it pretty good for a pretty long time. Actually, make that really good for a really long time. That's ...

'Big Business IS The New Big Government'

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 07.26.2014 | Comedy

Bill Maher closed this week's "Real Time" by poking a stick at the notion that the free market is always right. Pointing out the hypocrisy of the righ...

Maher On Iraq: America Like A Women Who Wants To 'Fix The Bad Boy'

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 06.21.2014 | Comedy

Bill Maher got all Dr. Phil on us during the latest episode of "Real Time," insisting that the U.S. has to stop thinking we can change other countries...

Maher Dares Republicans To Impeach Obama 'So He Can Kick Your Ass A Third Time'

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 05.19.2014 | Comedy

On Friday, Bill Maher put a fine point on what it's like to try to reason with Republicans when it comes to Benghazi: "It's like trying to relate to s...

Bill Maher Had A VERY Different Take On The Donald Sterling Scandal

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 05.10.2014 | Comedy

While most late night comedy shows have focused on Donald Sterling's overt racism in recent weeks, Bill Maher dug into a different aspect of the story...

Bill Maher Has A 'New Rule' For Clarence Thomas

The Huffington Post | Posted 05.09.2014 | Comedy

Bill Maher has a small suggestion for the ever-silent Justice Thomas. Find out what Maher thinks he should do the next time Affirmative Action come...

'The Tea Party Always Has Room For One More Voice In Their Heads'

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 04.12.2014 | Comedy

Bill Maher's final new rule this week was directed at the Tea Party, demanding they explain how on earth they have the time to listen to so much talk ...

Bill Maher Blasts Democrats: 'Stand YOUR Ground'

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 03.29.2014 | Comedy

Bill Maher closed Friday's episode of "Real Time" by giving Democrats a rhetorical kick in the ass. With the midterms coming up later this year, Ma...

Bill Maher's New Rule For President Obama

Posted 03.27.2014 | Comedy

Thanks to Vladimir Putin's decision to invade Crimea, Bill Maher has an idea for how President Obama can let us know which countries we'll actually pr...

Buckle Up: Maher Calls God 'A Psychotic Mass Murderer'

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 03.17.2014 | Comedy

You're probably going to be hearing a lot about Bill Maher's latest "New Rule" in the coming days. Mostly because in it, he not only takes aim at alm...

Bill Maher's New Rule For American Olympians

Posted 02.27.2014 | Comedy

The Winter Olympics may be over, but Bill Maher still can't believe America lost in this category. Hear why in the exclusive "New Rule" above. "Rea...

Bill Maher's New Rule For The Postcard Industry

Posted 02.20.2014 | Comedy

Things are not looking good for the snail mail industry. Jerry Seinfeld recently went off on the U.S. Postal Service, and now Bill Maher has some h...

Maher Taunts Conservatives With Mass Shooting At CMAs Joke

Posted 02.01.2014 | Comedy

Bill Maher doesn't hide his feelings about gun control, and what he sees as the culpability of Democrats and Republicans in not passing meaningful leg...

Bill Maher's New Rule For Jesus Christ

Posted 11.26.2013 | Comedy

In the wake of disgraced Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's claim that he has quit drinking due to a "come-to-Jesus" moment, Bill Maher has an idea for how J.C....

Bill Maher's New Rule For Obamacare Haters

Posted 11.21.2013 | Comedy

Bill Maher has the perfect analogy for those who criticize the Affordable Care Act simply because the website has experienced technical difficulties. ...

Bill Maher's New Rule For Music Critics

Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy

Just a few weeks after the passing of music legend Lou Reed, Bill Maher has a new rule for music critics that would put him in the same category as mi...

Bill Maher Urges Conservatives To 'Embrace Pot'

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 11.02.2013 | Comedy

Bill Maher concluded Friday night's episode of "Real Time" with a bold suggestion for the Republican party: "Why not embrace pot?" About 3:00 into ...

'When Did The American Dream Become This Pathway To Indentured Servitude'

Posted 10.26.2013 | Comedy

Bill Maher wrapped up his October 25 episode of "Real Time" with a new rule for Ronald McDonald, and everyone else who employs minimum wage workers: "...

Bill Maher's New Rule For John Boehner

Posted 12.15.2013 | Comedy

Bill Maher has a proposition for John Boehner if the Government shutdown continues any longer. Hear his latest "New Rule" in the exclusive "Real Ti...

Bill Maher's New Rule For Mass Shootings

Posted 09.26.2013 | Comedy

The latest new rule from Bill Maher contains a dark truth: maybe the former friends of mass shooters aren't the people we should be asking for insight...

'Why Are We Electing So Many Gynecologists To Congress?'

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 07.20.2013 | Comedy

At the end of his latest episode of "Real Time," Bill Maher posed a question you don't hear very often: "Why are we electing so many gynecologists to ...

Bill Maher's New Rule For Peeping Toms

Posted 07.17.2013 | Comedy

Peeping Tom? Ugh, more like Pee-ping Tom. In this exclusive "New Rule," Bill Maher draws some conclusions about the Oklahoma man who was caught hi...

Bill Maher's New Rule For Germaphobes

Posted 08.20.2013 | Comedy

Bill Maher has a bone to pick with people who obsessively use hand sanitizer everywhere they go -- especially at the supermarket. Hear Maher's "New...

Maher Is Furious That Mexico Is Beating Us

Posted 06.05.2013 | Comedy

Have you heard about these marijuana-flinging cannons that Mexico is using to send pot over the border? Bill Maher has -- and he's pretty upset. N...

Maher: 'Pot Is The New Gay Marriage'

Posted 06.01.2013 | Comedy

At the close of Saturday's "Real Time," Bill Maher made the case for legalizing marijuana to be the next big civil rights issue, following in the foot...