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Book of Revelations

God is My Doorman: Mark Sanford for Non-Christians

Chris Kelly | Posted 07.31.2009 | Politics


Chris Kelly

If Henry Miller talked about his sex life as much as Governor Mark Sanford talks about his sex life, people would have started thinking he was some kind of perv.

Palin-Prejean Alliance Predicted in Book of Revelations

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.14.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

According to Dr. Logsdon, in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, "The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts."