Book of Revelations

May 21 Rapture: Books We Will (And Won't) Be Reading If The World Really IS Ending Tomorrow

Gina Barreca | Posted 07.19.2011

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Gina Barreca

It'd be interesting to see what we'd read if we actually considered ourselves an endangered species. We'd have to give up the pretence and get with the program; we'd have to read only what we know (or believe) we'd love.

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Canceling End-Timers' Nuclear Ticket to Armageddon

Russ Wellen | Posted 05.25.2011

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Russ Wellen

As with many religions, Christians look forward to an apocalypse and their subsequent ascension to heaven. In this view, staving off wholesale nuclear destruction is seen as getting in God's way.

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God is My Doorman: Mark Sanford for Non-Christians

Chris Kelly | Posted 05.25.2011

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Chris Kelly

If Henry Miller talked about his sex life as much as Governor Mark Sanford talks about his sex life, people would have started thinking he was some kind of perv.

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Palin-Prejean Alliance Predicted in Book of Revelations

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

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Andy Borowitz

According to Dr. Logsdon, in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, "The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts."

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