Food: We Can't Live With It, but We Can Live Without It
Mark Steinberg
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Posted 11.17.2011
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Healthy Living
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The problem with Marjorie's scrambled eggs was that they didn't smile like my mom's eggs. They seemed pale, like they'd had a bad night out. They looked like their estimated taxes were due.
