Do you like watching woefully unhappy women compete for a chance to physically change everything about themselves, have the wedding of their dreams, and finally be happy forever***?

This show has finally pushed the envelope of shock-jock reality TV to a new and dangerous level. Not only is the premise insane (and on par with sketch comedy), but it's deeply saddening.

Bridalplasty is a show where brides-to-be compete for extreme plastic surgery procedures. The winner won't see the groom until she has undergone head-to-toe plastic surgery and is walking down the aisle.

Way over here on the distant end of the human continuum, where the devil and the apocalypse copulate in a bed of blood, pathos and perky TV ratings, we have a new reality show called, apparently, Bridalplasty.