Levi Johnston On RNC: "That Was Ridiculous"
"That was ridiculous," Levi says of the RNC. "I was just like, 'Uhhh.' " At the time, the Palins insinuated he'd have to move to D.C. if McCain won...
"That was ridiculous," Levi says of the RNC. "I was just like, 'Uhhh.' " At the time, the Palins insinuated he'd have to move to D.C. if McCain won...
Warren Holstein | Posted 07.13.2009 | Comedy
Ms. Palin, you're simply a side-show freak in the corner of the Republican tent that everyone points and titters at as you continue to bark and sell tickets to your own dwindling, embarrassing performances.
The Huffington Post | Megan Slack | Posted 06.27.2009 | Politics
The full GQ profile of Levi Johnston is now online. The whole article is pretty interesting, especially if you're into bear hunting. But the most reve...
Jenny Block | Posted 06.10.2009 | Living
The abstinence movement has a brand new Barbie to push their fruitless agenda -- Bristol Palin. I don't know why I'm surprised.
Michael Rowe | Posted 06.07.2009 | Politics
Suddenly I realized what an ironic stroke of genius Bristol's selection really was, because, Bristol really is the perfect ambassador for abstinence education: She's proof that it doesn't work.
Warren Holstein | Posted 06.06.2009 | Comedy
1. George W. Bush for RIF (Reading Is Fundamental). He's is not just the former president, he's a client.
The Huffington Post | Rachel Weiner | Posted 05.11.2009 | Politics
Esquire's new "How to Be a Man" issue features a profile of Todd Palin that includes some insight into the life of one gentleman who could probably us...
HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 05.10.2009 | Politics
RedState's Erick Erickson seems pretty worked up about attacks being levied at Sarah Palin through her daughter, Bristol, and Bristol's former paramou...
Geoffrey Dunn | Posted 04.21.2009 | Politics
At best, what's going on is a journalistic conflict-of-interest on behalf of Van Susteren; at worst, it's a sleazy, national power play by a couple of practitioners of Scientology.
Warren Holstein | Posted 03.21.2009 | Comedy
Well it seems that the latter-day Joseph and Mary trophies of the religious right-wing pro-life movement have been tarnished and their lackluster bronze has turned a gangrenous green.
Cindy Handler | Posted 04.16.2009 | Politics
To right-wing ideologues, the debate begins and ends with the sinful act of sex outside of marriage, which can lead to only one outcome: punishment.
Will Menaker | Posted 04.16.2009 | Comedy
I am interested in the fate of Meghan McCain. Who is now suffering the full ire of the right's true believers, who in a typically hemorrhoidal fit are now fully enraged and inflamed by McCain's apostasy.
John Ridley | Posted 04.13.2009 | Politics
The shocking, never-saw-it-coming implosion of the forced relationship between Bristol Palin and self-described "f***in' redneck" Levi Johnston underscores the fact that America sent the right family to Washington.
Bonnie Fuller | Posted 04.12.2009 | Politics
Don't mess with Bristol and Sarah Palin if you're a male in-law. Here's how far they'll go to take down a finished flame.
Holly Schlesinger | Posted 04.12.2009 | Comedy
He'll learn that Mommy's pregnancy was revealed four days after Grammy Sarah announced her run for Vice Presidency. He'll also note that Grammy's hair has always looked like a Dairy Queen cone with bangs.
The Huffington Post | Rachel Weiner | Posted 04.11.2009 | Politics
***UPDATE 8:44PM*** The AP has confirmed that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have broken up: * * * * * WASILLA, Alaska -- Levi Johnston and Bri...
Lisa Derrick | Posted 02.05.2009 | Politics
Guess the media reporting the truth that Levi was a dropout did in fact "harm" his chance for "good work opportunities," in Palin's spin-filled world.
Lisa Derrick | Posted 01.30.2009 | Living
Looking at newborn Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston's astrological chart, all I can say is whoa -- this kid is gonna be heavy and a handful!
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 01.21.2009 | Politics
Sarah Palin is right. It was wrong of me to automatically assume that it was crystal meth. Of course Alaskans can be addicted to other drugs! And they should be!
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.27.2008 | Politics
Every time McCranky says "my friends," me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fu**in excellent right? I am gonna be totally fu**in wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole.
Lee Stranahan | Posted 10.04.2008 | Politics
Senator McCain, thanks for bringing the circus to town. You've already knocked Obama so far out of the news cycle that he now seems to have all the si...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics
There is some seriously weird stuff goin on up in here!!! So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille.
Disgrasian | Posted 10.04.2008 | Politics
McCAIN: So, is this the Impregnator? LEVI: Impregnawhat? I'm just a fuckin' redneck. Dude, how old are you again? Like, 126 years old? You...
Huffington Post | Anya Strzemien | Posted 10.21.2008 | Politics
When 18-year-old Levi Johnston arrived at the Minneapolis airport with the Palin family on Wednesday afternoon, it wasn't exactly his introduction to ...
Bonnie Fuller | Posted 10.03.2008 | Media
The Palins took center stage with the full knowledge that their 17-year-old's five-months-along pregnancy was about to become front page news around the world.
New York Magazine | Posted 08.02.2009 | Politics