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Levi Johnston On RNC: "That Was Ridiculous"

New York Magazine | Posted 08.02.2009 | Politics


"That was ridiculous," Levi says of the RNC. "I was just like, 'Uhhh.'  " At the time, the Palins insinuated he'd have to move to D.C. if McCain won...

Hate to Smudge the Lipstick but Could We Get a Muzzle for that Pitbull?

Warren Holstein | Posted 07.13.2009 | Comedy


Warren Holstein

Ms. Palin, you're simply a side-show freak in the corner of the Republican tent that everyone points and titters at as you continue to bark and sell tickets to your own dwindling, embarrassing performances.

Todd Palin Offered Bristol A Car To Dump Levi

The Huffington Post | Megan Slack | Posted 06.27.2009 | Politics


The full GQ profile of Levi Johnston is now online. The whole article is pretty interesting, especially if you're into bear hunting. But the most reve...

Bristol Palin Got Pregnant So You Don't Have To

Jenny Block | Posted 06.10.2009 | Living


Jenny Block

The abstinence movement has a brand new Barbie to push their fruitless agenda -- Bristol Palin. I don't know why I'm surprised.

Bristol Palin Can See Unicorns From Her House

Michael Rowe | Posted 06.07.2009 | Politics


Michael Rowe

Suddenly I realized what an ironic stroke of genius Bristol's selection really was, because, Bristol really is the perfect ambassador for abstinence education: She's proof that it doesn't work.

Worse Spokespeople Than Bristol Palin

Warren Holstein | Posted 06.06.2009 | Comedy


Warren Holstein

1. George W. Bush for RIF (Reading Is Fundamental). He's is not just the former president, he's a client.

Levi Johnston In Esquire: Learning How To Cook With Sarah Palin

The Huffington Post | Rachel Weiner | Posted 05.11.2009 | Politics


Esquire's new "How to Be a Man" issue features a profile of Todd Palin that includes some insight into the life of one gentleman who could probably us...

Jason Linkins

Levi Johnston Incest Insinuation Made By Right-Wing Blogger

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 05.10.2009 | Politics


RedState's Erick Erickson seems pretty worked up about attacks being levied at Sarah Palin through her daughter, Bristol, and Bristol's former paramou...

Palin Pallin' Around with Scientologists: Todd & Sarah & John & Greta

Geoffrey Dunn | Posted 04.21.2009 | Politics


Geoffrey Dunn

At best, what's going on is a journalistic conflict-of-interest on behalf of Van Susteren; at worst, it's a sleazy, national power play by a couple of practitioners of Scientology.

Family Values, Schmamily Values: The GOP's Bristol/Levi Hypocrisy

Warren Holstein | Posted 03.21.2009 | Comedy


Warren Holstein

Well it seems that the latter-day Joseph and Mary trophies of the religious right-wing pro-life movement have been tarnished and their lackluster bronze has turned a gangrenous green.

Anti-Abortion or Anti-Sex?

Cindy Handler | Posted 04.16.2009 | Politics


Cindy Handler

To right-wing ideologues, the debate begins and ends with the sinful act of sex outside of marriage, which can lead to only one outcome: punishment.

Meghan McCain: What Are You Doing This Friday?

Will Menaker | Posted 04.16.2009 | Comedy


Will Menaker

I am interested in the fate of Meghan McCain. Who is now suffering the full ire of the right's true believers, who in a typically hemorrhoidal fit are now fully enraged and inflamed by McCain's apostasy.

Obama v. Palin: America Picked the Right Family

John Ridley | Posted 04.13.2009 | Politics


John Ridley

The shocking, never-saw-it-coming implosion of the forced relationship between Bristol Palin and self-described "f***in' redneck" Levi Johnston underscores the fact that America sent the right family to Washington.

Bristol And Levi Break Up: How The Palins Publicly Trash Their Exes

Bonnie Fuller | Posted 04.12.2009 | Politics


Bonnie Fuller

Don't mess with Bristol and Sarah Palin if you're a male in-law. Here's how far they'll go to take down a finished flame.

Tripp Palin: Was I A Mistake?

Holly Schlesinger | Posted 04.12.2009 | Comedy


Holly Schlesinger

He'll learn that Mommy's pregnancy was revealed four days after Grammy Sarah announced her run for Vice Presidency. He'll also note that Grammy's hair has always looked like a Dairy Queen cone with bangs.

Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Split Up: CONFIRMED

The Huffington Post | Rachel Weiner | Posted 04.11.2009 | Politics


***UPDATE 8:44PM*** The AP has confirmed that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have broken up: * * * * * WASILLA, Alaska -- Levi Johnston and Bri...

Quitter! Levi Johnston Leaves His Job

Lisa Derrick | Posted 02.05.2009 | Politics


Lisa Derrick

Guess the media reporting the truth that Levi was a dropout did in fact "harm" his chance for "good work opportunities," in Palin's spin-filled world.

Baby Tripp Has a Heavy Astrological Chart

Lisa Derrick | Posted 01.30.2009 | Living


Lisa Derrick

Looking at newborn Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston's astrological chart, all I can say is whoa -- this kid is gonna be heavy and a handful!

We Owe Sarah Palin An Apology

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 01.21.2009 | Politics


Matthew Filipowicz

Sarah Palin is right. It was wrong of me to automatically assume that it was crystal meth. Of course Alaskans can be addicted to other drugs! And they should be!

Levi Johnston Liveblogs the Debate

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.27.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Every time McCranky says "my friends," me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fu**in excellent right? I am gonna be totally fu**in wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole.

My RNC Suggestion: Marry Bristol Palin And Her Baby Daddy LIVE Onstage!

Lee Stranahan | Posted 10.04.2008 | Politics


Lee Stranahan

Senator McCain, thanks for bringing the circus to town. You've already knocked Obama so far out of the news cycle that he now seems to have all the si...

Levi Johnston's Convention Diary

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

There is some seriously weird stuff goin on up in here!!! So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille.

Levi Johnston Is a F---in' Redneck Genius

Disgrasian | Posted 10.04.2008 | Politics


Disgrasian

McCAIN: So, is this the Impregnator? LEVI: Impregnawhat? I'm just a fuckin' redneck. Dude, how old are you again? Like, 126 years old? You...

Levi Johnston Slideshow: Meet Bristol Palin's Boyfriend (PHOTOS)

Huffington Post | Anya Strzemien | Posted 10.21.2008 | Politics


When 18-year-old Levi Johnston arrived at the Minneapolis airport with the Palin family on Wednesday afternoon, it wasn't exactly his introduction to ...

Sarah Palin: She Has Chosen to Exploit Her Own Daughter's Pregnancy!

Bonnie Fuller | Posted 10.03.2008 | Media


Bonnie Fuller

The Palins took center stage with the full knowledge that their 17-year-old's five-months-along pregnancy was about to become front page news around the world.