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You Know You Have A Toddler When ...

The Huffington Post | Posted 10.14.2014 | Parents

There are countless books by experts who offer advice to help parents deal with the toddler years. Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault is not e...

How To Put A Toddler To Bed In 100 Easy Steps

Honest Toddler | Posted 05.21.2014 | Parents
Honest Toddler

72. Toddler will ask what the plan for tomorrow is. Resist the urge to say, "I won't be here. I'm running away tonight."

Honest Toddler Wants Santa To Keep Hitting Refresh On That List

Posted 08.19.2013 | Parents

Things have been a little wild for Honest Toddler lately, what with the legal battle and all. And the tot has been pushing out developments on Twitter...

Honest Toddler Already Eats Raw ... If Raw Is Like Naked

Posted 07.16.2013 | Parents

Honest Toddler, the biggest little fan of churros, cake and waffle cones, recently visited a health food store. He doesn't say who took him on this er...

Honest Toddler's Latest Hilarious Tweets

Posted 06.17.2013 | Parents

Honest Toddler fans got exciting news last week when it was announced that the tot had inspired an idea for a TV show. Darren Star, of "Sex and the Ci...

Honest Toddler Probably Won't Be Returning To Anthropologie

Posted 05.17.2013 | Parents

Honest Toddler often accompanies the adults in his life on errands -- to Target or the grocery store, for instance -- and has plenty to say about the...

Honest Toddler Knows A Great Time To Call A Meeting About Your Sock Situation

Posted 04.17.2013 | Parents

Since we started our monthly Honest Toddler roundups, we've noticed certain themes emerge in his tweets. We know, for instance, that he adores churros...

Honest Toddler Is Willing To Consider Doing The Right Thing As Long As The Wrong Thing Doesn't Involve Cake

Posted 03.19.2013 | Parents

We learned last month that -- as you probably guessed -- the popular Honest Toddler Twitter feed is not, in fact, written by a toddler. (Sad, we know....

And The Honest Toddler Is ...

The Huffington Post | Farah L. Miller | Posted 03.07.2013 | Parents

She's been running the wildly popular Twitter feed anonymously, but now we finally know her identity.