Clubs can't discourage golfers from motoring around like members of Rommel's tank corps if there's no one available to lug their 40-pound leather bags. That's why private club managers are trolling local high schools, trying to raise a new model army of "ambulatory valets."
I never liked the look of the Bush limo. It was too massive and appeared to be a truck that had started out as a tank. Obama's new limo looks more like an actual car, albeit a very big and heavy one.