Celebrity Deaths

The Dharma of Celebrity Death

Dean Sluyter | Posted 08.23.2009 | Entertainment


Dean Sluyter

Everybody dies. Why, from a spiritual point of view, are celebrity deaths such an extra big deal?

We All Killed Karl Malden.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 08.01.2009 | Entertainment


Tallulah Morehead

Karl was The Greatest Actor of All Time, The King of Perp. How many of us spent our childhoods watching Karl get his heart broken by Blanche DuBois, and then playing a succession of crusading urban priests and hard-bitten cops?

Remaining Celebrities Moved Underground For Safety

Spencer Green | Posted 07.30.2009 | Comedy


Spencer Green

The famed site, unknown by the general public until now, was built as a temporary safe haven for celebrities to hide from TMZ and other like-minded media reporters but has been adapted for the current emergency.

Dead Folks

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 02.02.2009 | Entertainment


Tallulah Morehead

It's time to say goodbye to my many fellow celebrities who have foolishly neglected to survive this past year.