Chris Columbus

He may love you, Beth Cooper, but the audience likely won't. Marred by bad acting, an unoriginal premise and characters that are no more interesting than card-board cut-outs, Cooper feels like a spoof of the genre.

This film is as painfully unfunny as any movie this summer, or in recent memory. A chimp could have written this script, if he had screenplay software and a "laugh-free teen comedy" program.