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Christine Odonnell Masturbation

9 Jobs for the Newly Unemployed Christine O'Donnell

Lee Camp | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Lee Camp

Contestant on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Or she could devote herself full-time to making Sarah Palin feel smart.

The Top 20 Craziest Quotes by Tea Party Candidates

Daniel Kurtzman | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Daniel Kurtzman

Regardless of the outcome of the 2010 elections, the Tea Party has already made history by spawning the craziest crop of political candidates America has ever seen.

Christine O'Donnell: The Election Meme Watch (PICTURE)

Dean Trippe | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dean Trippe

Tea Party & Palin Caught by Surprise in Alaska

Robert Weller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Robert Weller

For Murkowski, "the gloves are off." Conventional wisdom has it that write-in campaigns are quixotic, but Murkowski made clear she was one woman who wasn't going to quit on Alaska.

Letter to Masturbating Opponent Christine O'Donnell

Beth Armogida | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Beth Armogida

I would like to give you a two-finger salute for bringing to our attention that masturbation is a sin. It seems America is caught in a wicked hurricane and you're all alone paddling the pink canoe of morality.

Sex and Social Justice

Mike Lux | Posted 05.25.2011 | Religion
Mike Lux

Oddly enough, Jesus didn't say a single word against homosexuality or masturbation or abortion or birth control, although if you listened to some of our conservative friends, you would think he was obsessed with those topics.

Sunday Roundup

Arianna Huffington | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Arianna Huffington

This week, Meg Whitman, running for governor of California, broke the record for personal spending on a campaign -- so far, she's donated to herself $119 million. I wonder if she regrets not using the Buy It Now option on eBay -- she probably could have gotten her campaign for a lot less. In Delaware, Christine O'Donnell's upset victory was a big boost to the Tea Party movement, Sarah Palin's clout as an endorser, and comedy writers everywhere. Karl Rove wasn't happy, so O'Donnell has to be doing something right. But, with all the problems we're facing, I'm not sure masturbation is as big an issue for most Americans as it seems to be for O'Donnell. And with unemployment so high, there are a lot of people sitting at home with time on their hands, looking for no-cost entertainment. Budget hawks rejoice: self-pleasure is deficit neutral.

Kimmel Unveils Chris Coons' Pro-Masturbation Campaign Ad (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Since Christine O'Donnell won Delaware's Republican senate primary, she's become more known for her stance on abstinence and masturbation than her pol...

The Craziest Things Christine O'Donnell Has Ever Said (PHOTOS)

Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

With the help of Sarah Palin and the Tea Party, last night Christine O'Donnell won the Republican senate primary in Delaware against GOP favorite Mike...