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Cojones

Obama Agrees to Extend Republicans' Custody of His Balls

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Andy Borowitz

Mr. Obama said that extending Republican custody of his balls through 2012 "was like the Holy Grail for them, but I'm keeping my eyes on the North Star," adding, "I have no idea what any of that means."

Señorita Palin's Cojones

Victoria M. DeFrancesco Soto | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Victoria M. DeFrancesco Soto

Sarah Palin's cojones outburst was about her long-term image construction project where she simultaneously fosters feminine and masculine stereotypes.

Mama Grizzly's Cojones

Andy Ostroy | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Andy Ostroy

So far, like her Tea Baggin' pals Michele Bachmann, Sharron Angle and Rand Paul, Palin offers nothing meaningful to the debate and excites no one beyond her narrow-minded, race-baiting base.

The Upside: Cost Cut Your Haircut

Andrea Chalupa | Posted 05.25.2011 | Style
Andrea Chalupa

There are a few ways to get a great haircut for next to nothing. The first way, which I haven't tried yet, but seems extremely promising, is to be a model at the Toni & Guy Academy.

Big-Game Hunter

Jon Greenberg | Posted 05.25.2011 | Chicago
Jon Greenberg

Last week I wrote about John Danks' balls. Not the specifics, mind you, but rather celebrating their basic existence. It's a good thing.