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Take My Advice, Yo!

Jessica A. Gross | Posted 02.20.2013 | Miami
Jessica A. Gross

The planets align to give you the drive to complete any task. You will be a lot happier if you clean your room and wash your dishes. And yes, your roommate paid the universe a great deal to say this but seriously, bro, you are dirty.