Vandogo the Sweetpod, your income puts you in the top 2% of Americans. Considering all financial laws are tilted in your favor, is it too much to ask for you to stop crying like a marshmallow Peep en route to the microwave?
While her dress was on the runway, Gretchen congratulated herself: "I love the side slit action--holla!" She was the only designer to be shown praising her own clothes. Ha, the editors hate her. That will never get old.
Did they neglect the psych evaluations on the contestants this time around? Because we saw some seriously deranged behavior in this week's episode of Survivor, not to mention a crime wave of footwear theft.
It began with Jeff Probst's voice telling us: "This is Nicaragua: remote, mysterious, dangerous." He left out poverty-ridden (second-poorest country in the Western Hemisphere, barely beating out Haiti), oppressed, run by a powerful Marxist leader.