he International Meek Persons Organization is presenting a class-action lawsuit before the International Court of Justice, the United Nations' principle organ of justice, on behalf of the world's meek.
I'm just going to be up front about something: This is going to be a shorter recap than usual. This is going to be like the Tom Cruise of recaps; it's going to wear lifts and stand on boxes to look taller.
I say bring these two old warhorses out of the retirement stable and turn them loose on our troubled streets. Conniving bankers? BAM. Lax regulators? BOOM. Environmental destruction? Em...shoot that too.
Many are now asking themselves the question: "How will I find a new place to live when I have no income, cash or credit rating? Where will I go?" Don't panic. Let's calmly and rationally go over your options.