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River Rats, Phantoms, and Amanda, Oh My!

Brandon Mendelson | Posted 11.30.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Nhl, Philadelphia Flyers, SUNY Potsdam, College, Ahl, Funny, National Hockey League, Comedy, Comedy News

SUNY Potsdam is a great place to watch hockey. Everyone's cold and pissed off, so all the hatred and bitterness that comes with going to school in the arctic comes out during the games.

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The Croc-Up

Alfred Gingold | Posted 11.30.2009 | New York

Read More: New York Times, Crocs, Shoes, Brooklyn, Atlanic Yards, White House, Style, New-York-400, George W. Bush, Footwear, Henry Hudson, Fashion, Comedy, New York News

I live in what journalists call Brownstone Brooklyn and I wear Crocs often. I once wore Crocs to a wedding. You got a problem with that?

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Clayton: First Impressions

Cameron Sherber | Posted 11.29.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy, Glenn Beck, Comedy News, Politics, Cartoon, Funny, Comedy News

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Romper Madness

Una LaMarche | Posted 11.28.2009 | Style

Read More: Rompers, Style, Comedy, Style News

Even more distressing than the existence of what one might call "play rompers" is the rise of the formal romper. Nothing says chic like an outfit you must remove completely in order to urinate.

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WATCH: Healthy Americans Against Reforming Medicine Strike Again

Lee Camp | Posted 11.28.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Health Care Reform, Video, Health Care, Comedy, Comedy News

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TV Review: The Cleveland Show

Catie Lazarus | Posted 11.27.2009 | Entertainment

Based on the reaction from the packed crowd at The New York Television Festival's screening, The Cleveland Show will be a welcome in many homes.

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Other Diseases Feel Neglected Since Outbreak of Swine Flu

Ben Berkon | Posted 11.26.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Lung Cancer, Comedy, Sour Milk, Joey Lawrence, Comedy News, Lindsay Lohan, Swine Flu, Ben Berkon, Comedy News

It's been pissing me off how much media press Swine Flu has been getting. I mean, I killed 354 people yesterday, and I don't even get the back page in the New York Post.

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New Study Shows that Children Who Play Educational Video Games Wrongly Believe 'Education Leads to Success'

Ben Berkon | Posted 11.25.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Violence, Comedy, Video Games, Comedy News, Teachers, Third-Party Candidate, Starbucks, Ben Berkon, Education, Comedy News

"There was an astonishingly high percentage of misinformed children who are in for a real surprise," said STAThead executive Bill Myers.

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How To Live On $0 A Day: This Could Be the Best Health Care Reform Plan You're Gonna Get

Lesley Stern | Posted 11.24.2009 | Comedy

Sex is also a good, inexpensive form of exercise that doesn't require getting out of bed (although it may compel you to leave the fetal position). This will require a partner since batteries are costly.

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Recent Gmail "Crash" Forces Spammers to Awkwardly Approach Potential Customers in Person

Ben Berkon | Posted 11.24.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy, Technology, Comedy News, Gmail, Crash, Ben Berkon, Penis Enlargement, Google, Comedy News

"If this is a trend [with Google], I don't know how I'm going to convince people that 'gorgeous sluts are waiting to meet you,'" said an anonymous spammer.

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The Return of the Great Herb Vandecker, Poet

Robert J. Elisberg | Posted 11.24.2009 | Comedy

Read More: National Poetry Month, The New Yorker, Satire, Comedy, Poetry, Comedy News

Back in April, to honor National Poetry Month -- a sadly neglected holiday that sits somewhere between French Fry Week and Pick Up a Rock Day -- I introduced the brilliant Herb Vandecker.

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Obama Takes On the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict, Climate Change, and China in One Day

Duncan Quirk | Posted 11.22.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Palestine, Israeli-Palestinian Conflict, Bill Clinton, United Nations Climate Change, Hu Jintao, United Nations, President Obama, Obama, Climate Change, Israel, Comedy, China, Barack Obama, Comedy News

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Chris Dodd Confronts WWE's Linda McMahon On Her Senate Candidacy

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 11.21.2009 | Comedy

While Linda McMahon's announcement of her candidacy for the Senate was certainly a surprise, no one could have expected the shocking response from Senator Chris Dodd. Take a look.

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If It's The Last Thing I DOOOO!!!

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.21.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy and Satire, Humor, Satire, Revenge, Humor and Comedy, Flaming Dog Poop, Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold, An Eye for an Eye, Comedy, Humor and Satire, Comedy News

The revenge literature would have you believe that the only way to truly savor your moment of deliverance is to have waited for it for a long. They tell you this because they want to sell your story to Lifetime.

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Obama to Address "Rising Terrorist Unemployment Rate" in America

Ben Berkon | Posted 11.21.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy, Barak Obama, Unemployment, Unemployment Rate, Career, News, President Obama, Terrorists, Terrorism, Entry-Level, Craigslist, Comedy News

Terrorists, who came to America with high hopes of destroying it, have found it difficult to find any terrorist-related work due to the hard economic times.

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Dick Cheney's Spine Surgery to Install Much-Needed Spine in Formerly Spineless Body

Ben Berkon | Posted 11.19.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy, Article, News, Spine Surgery, Politics, Black People, Health Care, Republicans, Douche, Spineless, Economy, Comedy News

The surgery is a more simple procedure than one would think. It merely entails slicing an opening in the patient's back, and placing a spine where normal, politically-sane, and spined-humans have a spine

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Project Runway Episode 5 Recap and Photos: Derelicte

Una LaMarche | Posted 11.18.2009 | Style

Read More: Eve Ensler, Heidi Klum, Tim Gunn, Project Runway, Style, Eva Longoria, Comedy, Project Runway Season 6 Episode 5, Project Runway Season 6, Project Runway Recap, Style News

The designers arrive at their secret destination: the LA Times! I'm actually kind of amazed that employees weren't setting things on fire in the background during this scene--isn't it like Lord of the Flies over there now?

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How To Live On $0 A Day: Finding Your Next Set Of Wheels

Lesley Stern | Posted 11.17.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Depression, Shopping Carts, Humor, Economic Crisis, Satire, Economy, Cash for Clunkers, Financial Crisis, Recession, Financial Meltdown, Comedy, Transportation, Advice, Financial Advice, Comedy News

Costco shopping carts Costco carts are humongous and totally lacking in style. But that's part of their charm. In fact, it's the only part of their charm.

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Desperate U.N. World Food Program Enters Starving into U.S. Eating Contests

Lee Camp | Posted 11.16.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Eating Contests, u.n. World Food Program, Comedy, United Nations, World Food Program, Comedy News

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Prague: Monstertown

David Parker | Posted 11.15.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Winnie the Pooh, Travel, Prague, Europe, Comedy, Central Europe, Czech Republic, Comedy News

To avoid being robbed of all my korunas and left for dead on a Mala Strana sidewalk, I ducked into a bookstore. In the window, two books were prominently displayed: Mein Kampf and Winnie the Pooh.

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Kanye West's Full-Length Video Music Awards (VMA) Speech Revealed

Ben Berkon | Posted 11.15.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Entertainment, Video Music Awards, Beyonce, Music, Award, Speech, Little Miss Sunshine, Vma, Dancing, Netflix, Mtv, Depression, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Article, Goobers, Comedy News

Even though Kanye West did successfully interrupt Taylor Swift's modest and grateful acceptance speech, he later admitted that he actually had a full-length speech that he unfortunately did not have enough time to give.

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For Your Health

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.15.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Sunburn, Humor, Drinking, Vh1, Chernobyl, Comedy and Satire, Comedy and Humor, Rock of Love, Health, Sex, Satire, Red Wine, For Your Health, Vh1 Reality, Hydration, Comedy, Humor and Satire, I Love Money, Comedy News

While hydration can have both short and long-term health benefits, scientists warn that "no beverages, regardless of what they actually are, should be consumed at either very warm or very cool temperatures."

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Tina Fey Wins Emmy For Sarah Palin Impressions On SNL

AP | SANDY COHEN | Posted 11.12.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy, Politics, Lorne Michaels, Alaska, Entertainment, Tv, Palin and Fey, Snl, Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey, Sarah Palin, Emmy, Comedy News

LOS ANGELES — Is Tina Fey an Emmy winner? You betcha. Fey received an Emmy Award on Saturday for her impersonation of Republican vice presidenti...

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Larry Gelbart: The Mold Was Just Broken

Robert J. Elisberg | Posted 11.11.2009 | Entertainment

Read More: Tony Awards, M*a*S*H, Comedy, Larry Gelbart, Television, Deaths, Writing, Writers Guild, Obituaries, Sid Caesar, Entertainment News

He was an amazing writer and probably a better person. There may have been more renowned writers in a single medium, but his versatility was breathtaking.

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Project Runway Episode 4 Recap: The Kitty Cat Inside You

Una LaMarche | Posted 11.11.2009 | Style

Read More: Heidi Klum, Tim Gunn, Project Runway, Style, Comedy, Style News

Nic has the most awesome talking head ever in which he muses that these women could be "anything from homeless people to Eskimos." Yes, because those groups are forever linked by their decisiveness.

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