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This Gift Could Save Your Job

Andy Borowitz | Posted 12.14.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Borowitz Report, Mckinsey, Santa, Andy Borowitz, Unemployment, Downsizing, Christmas, Reindeer, Cost-Cutting, Comedy News
Andy Borowitz

Nowadays, Santa's favorite reindeer game is sacking Blitzen if he isn't pulling his weight, thus downsizing the team from an unwieldy eight to a lean and mean seven.

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Economist Predicts Just 2% Growth In 2010

New York Times | GRETCHEN MORGENSON | Posted 11.28.2009 | Business

Read More: Mortgage Purchase, Earnings, Cost Cutting, Walmart, Recovery, Lending, Credit Crisis, Economic Growth, Mcdonalds, Dubai, Gdp, Federal Reserve, Fed, Bernanke, Financial Crisis, Wall Street, Productivity, Business News

A Robust economic recovery in 2010 is certainly on most investors' wish lists as this year draws to a close. A return to prosperity would not only mea...

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Post Office Lost $3.8 billion Last Year

AP | RANDOLPH E. SCHMID | Posted 11.16.2009 | Business

Read More: Junk Mail, Economy, Post Office, Usps, Post Office Earnings Report, Email, Cost-Cutting, Postal Service, Mail, Recession, Business News

WASHINGTON — The Postal Service reported a loss of $3.8 billion last year, despite a reduction of 40,000 full-time positions and other cost-cutt...

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Not Business as Usual, It's Time for Business Un-Usual!

Grant Cardone | Posted 09.27.2009 | Business

Read More: Sell to Survive, Cost Cutting, Business Expansion, Recovery, Economic Stimulus Package, Free Credit, Revenue, Selling, Solutions in Recession, Grant Cardone, Gross Sales, Income, Recession, Closing, Business News
Grant Cardone

Revenue creation is now the holy grail and things like organizing, planning and long management meetings must be put on the back burner

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Staples Institutes No Staples Policy as Part of Cost Cutting Measure

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 09.02.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Funny, Comedy and Satire, Small Business, Humor, Recession Small Business, Cutting Costs, Satire, Staples, Office Supply Retailers, Office, Cost-Cutting, Recession, Comedy, Humor and Satire, Office Supplies, Comedy News
Jilly Gagnon

You're welcome to remove and attempt to reuse staples from documents stapled before this change goes into effect, but the management would like to remind you that blood traces are not acceptable on finished reports.

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NBC to Produce Just One Episode of Jay Leno Show; Will Rerun It Until Someone Notices

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.19.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Borowitz Report, Brangelina, Brad Pitt, Andy Borowitz, Hubble Telescope, Jay Leno, Jeff Zucker, Angelina Jolie, Cost-Cutting, Happiness Project, Happiness, Nbc, Comedy News
Andy Borowitz

"To many Americans, Jay Leno is their favorite comfort food," Mr. Zucker said. "We can think of nothing more comforting than offering them the opportunity to watch the same episode of Jay's show over and over and over again."

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How Not To Crack The Piggy Bank: 8 Ways To Save A Buck!

Felicia C. Sullivan | Posted 05.23.2008 | Living

Read More: Weak Economy, Cost-Cutting, Reduce Debt, Money, Save Money, Economy, Cost-Savings, Living News
Felicia C. Sullivan

Last week you might have spied me on Fox Business News blathering on about how to pinch pennies in these precarious economic times. However, I wasn't able to fully cover all the ways in which I'm trying to save money without dumpster diving.

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