Of course it's no secret that many dog lovers regard their best friends as their furry children. So it's no surprise that dogs act the part, especially when it comes to being overly rambunctious, carefree, and well, just acting like a dog child.
I mean, do you really love you dog? Then prove it, by knitting yourself a sweater made from her fur. Wearing sexy lingerie with his face plastered over your nipples. Drenching yourself in perfume called (we kid you not) Puppy's Breath.
So why not go all the way and incorporate more dog into your own home? Whether you're honoring your pet with canine-themed accessories or creating a more hospitable environment for your animal, the term dog house has taken on a whole new meaning.
My upcoming book is about all manner of contemporary dog insanity, from dog bikinis to dog reiki, vegan diets to pet cloning. But one of the craziest aspects of dog culture is still one that's been around as long as dogs themselves: dog hair.