He gets up to go to the bathroom....and never returns, and you never hear from him ever again. Guess he fell into the toilet bowl and drowned to death?
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If someone had tried to convince me to move to the Bay Area to improve my dating odds a few months ago, I probably would've balked at the idea.
"Guys, no need to worry about meeting a biggie-size chick "down-sizing" to an 8 like when you're dating online. We'll be checking labels at the door!"
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