Dont Touch My Junk

WATCH: New Hampshire Bill Would Make 'Touching Junk' A Felony

Posted 05.25.2011

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John Tyner's mandate about junk-touching has gone national. A Republican state representative from New Hampshire named George Lambert has co-sponsored...

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Flying In Europe? Don't Fear, They Don't Touch Your 'Junk'

Global Post | Posted 05.25.2011

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Belgium -- "Don't touch my junk" probably wouldn't translate well into all 23 official languages of the European Union. But Europeans don't need a ...

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Don't Touch My Junk, Women Demand

Jonathan Lewis | Posted 05.25.2011

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Jonathan Lewis

Theologians argue over when life begins. Physicians declare when it ends. In between, adult women should decide for themselves when their junk gets touched, by whom and for what reason.

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I Am Thankful for TSA Workers

Mike Elk | Posted 05.25.2011

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Mike Elk

I am thankful for the TSA workers who, despite terrible working conditions, a denial of a fundamental right to collectively bargain, and scorn by many airline travelers, still continue doing their jobs.

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Full Body Scanner Reveals American National Character

Christine Negroni | Posted 05.25.2011

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Christine Negroni

The picture of Americans emerging from the full-body scan, is an image of a people prone to complain and easily upset.

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An Immodest Proposal

Chris Weigant | Posted 05.25.2011

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Chris Weigant

I'd like to offer a proposal that everyone should have to fly naked. Immediately ban all clothing of any kind from all flights, in order to reach a one-hundred percent rate of security against clothing bombs.

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'Don't Touch My Junk': Michael Adams Rap Parodies The Pat-Down (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011

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The controversial TSA pat-downs have sparked a huge debate online, so it's no surprise that a parody rap song called "Don't Touch My Junk" is going vi...

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TSA Partners With Match.com

Sally Kohn | Posted 05.25.2011

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Sally Kohn

WASHINGTON, DC (Movement Vision Lab) --- Ending days of suspense about the utility of Transportation Security Administration officials copping feels ...

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