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This May Be The Worst Valentine's Day Ad We've Ever Seen

| Posted 01.27.2014 | Women

Ever feel like something is missing? If it's mid-February, and you haven't douched, it's probably your vagina. Or so claims Summer's Eve, ...

Something Stinks. And It's Not Your Body.

Erin Scot | Posted 03.25.2014 | Women
Erin Scot

I don't know about you, but I'm not afraid of my vagina (or vulva, which is the external genitalia that I assume this body wash is actually meant to cleanse). It's a body part, just like an elbow or a nose. But somewhere along the line, someone decided that women ought to be ashamed of it.

10 T-Shirts That Guarantee You'll Never Get Laid

Harmon Leon | Posted 06.08.2013 | Comedy
Harmon Leon

Let's examine "funny" T-shirts that will guarantee you never get laid. Just look at the below example; you'll never get laid wearing a T-shirt with th...

6 Ways to Tell if Your Hotel Is Gay Friendly

Billy Kolber | Posted 05.13.2013 | Gay Voices
Billy Kolber

If you want to appeal to our sense of social justice, we want to see your rainbow flag fly in places where our gay brothers and sisters face intolerance, injustice and violence, like Jamaica, Uganda and Russia. That will impress us.

Ads Suggest You Need To Be More 'Fresh' If You Want To Get Laid

The Huffington Post | Melissa Jeltsen | Posted 02.06.2013 | Women

Are you having trouble getting laid? Maybe you're just not "fresh" enough down there. That's the message coming from "Fresh + Sexy wipes," a new p...

Your College Is Douchey

H. L. Rogers | Posted 10.01.2011 | Comedy
H. L. Rogers

Which institutions of higher learning are douchey? The answer we came up with is: pretty much all of them. Harvard is douchey and so is Arizona State. Because the bottom line is that when you are ages 18 to 22, you are a douchebag. And if you're not, you should be.

Summer's Eve Ad Says Men "Even Die" For The V

The Huffington Post | Laura Stampler | Posted 09.18.2011 | Women

Summer's Eve has released controversial commercials asking one and all to hail the great and powerful V… er… vagina. And how should you celebra...

The Highly Questionable History Of Douche Ads

TheFrisky.com | David Moye | Posted 11.15.2011 | Weird News

Ads for douches seem to be laced with the intent to harm women's self-esteem, not to mention vaginas, as douching can actually cause infections. Bu...

Tajazzle: The Embarrassment Isn't the Acting

Meredith Fineman | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Meredith Fineman

So, have you seen the Tajazzle video? It's the most ridiculous infomercial known to man and womankind.

Letterman Mocks NYT For Cover Story On The Word "Douche" (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

The New York Times ran a front page story this Saturday about the "douche" and its prevelance on television. "On many nights this fall, it has been ...

Dick Cheney's Spine Surgery to Install Much-Needed Spine in Formerly Spineless Body

Ben Berkon | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Ben Berkon

The surgery is a more simple procedure than one would think. It merely entails slicing an opening in the patient's back, and placing a spine where normal, politically-sane, and spined-humans have a spine

This Party Just Took A Turn For The Douche (VIDEO) (NSFW)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

We are suckers for the comedy duo "Garfunkel and Oates." We are also suckers for Ed Hardy humor and "Innerspace" references. For all those reasons and...