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Food: We Can't Live With It, but We Can Live Without It

Mark Steinberg | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Read More: Nehi, Condiments, Fat, Mother's Cooking, Obesity, Diet, Pate, Drumstick, Center for Disease Control, Aunts, Recipes, Satire, Sisters, Chicago, Carrots, McDonald's, Bovine, Health Care, Hot Dog, Comedy, Scrambled Eggs, Food Coloring, Taxes, Humor, Revenue, Restaurants, Cooking, Carp, Bachmann, Eggs, Healthy Living News
Mark Steinberg

The problem with Marjorie's scrambled eggs was that they didn't smile like my mom's eggs. They seemed pale, like they'd had a bad night out. They looked like their estimated taxes were due.

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More Fowl Talk for the Holidays

Hugh Rawson | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home
Read More: Drumstick, Euphemisms, Table Manners, Language, Civilized America, Dark Meat, Oliver Wendell Holmes, White Meat, Diary in America, Dickinson, Home News
Hugh Rawson

The terms "white meat" and "dark meat" are used so commonly today that most people forget that they started out as euphemisms, popularized by our Victorian ancestors, who shied away from uttering the dreaded word breast.

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Feed a Celebrity - Play the Game!

www.mochiads.com | MochiAds | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Read More: Paris Hilton, Celebrity, Games, Tinkerbell, Fat, Paris, Girl, Feed, Feed a Celebrity, Hamburger, Shoot, Hotdog, Fatter, Steak, Drumstick, Video, Comedy News

This is funny feed-a-celebrity game. See Paris Hilton, she is so skinny and pale. Feed her with hamburgers and hot-dogs to make her look more like a real woman! But be careful! Her dog, poor little soul, also keeps the diet so it is so hungry that ready to snatch out the food from her owner mouth.

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