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AMAZING! Drunk Man Survives Being Run Over By Train

Posted 05.25.2012

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A man from Alberta who passed out on some railway tracks Sunday night and was subsequently run over by a nearly 9,000-ton freight train miraculously s...

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WATCH: Drunk Guy Belts Out Queen In Police Cruiser

Posted 03.29.2012

Read More: Queen, Drunk, Arrested Bohemian Rhapsody, Video, Royal Canadian Mounted Police, Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody, Freddie Mercury, Police, Bohemian Rhapsody, Intoxicated Bohemian Rhapsody, Cops, Comedy News

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is one of those songs that's impossible not to sing along to. No matter the location, once somebody belts out "Is this the real li...

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WATCH: Crazy Face Jiggles As Drunk 'MythBusters' Guy Slapped Hard

The Huffington Post | David Freeman | Posted 03.29.2012

Read More: Mythbusters, Alcohol. Sober Up, Drunk, Video, Slow Motion, Jamie Hyneman, Face, Adam Savage, Home Remedies, Face Slap, Science News

Had too much to drink? That's okay--a cold shower will sober you up. At least that's what many people believe. In fact, experts say that's just one of...

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Naked Man: They Made Me Handle A Nuclear Bomb

The Huffington Post | Andy Campbell | Posted 03.20.2012

Read More: Iowa Crime, Iowa Weird, Video, Drunk, Nuke, Dumb Crime, Weapons of Mass Destruction, William Bliss, Bill Bliss, Naked Man Forced to Carry Nuclear Bomb, Intoxicated, Nuclear Bomb, Things You Can't Do Naked, Weird News News

His excuse was a dud. A drunk, naked Iowa City man claimed during his arrest on Monday that four unknown assailants forced him to carry a nuclear b...

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Florida Teacher Blows 40 Percent Above Legal Alcohol Limit At School, Put On Leave

The Huffington Post | Laura Hibbard | Posted 02.21.2012

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Anne Wampole, a 39-year-old teacher at Bayshore High School in Manatee, Fla., is on administrative leave after blowing 40 percent above the state lega...

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Bugs Do Drugs, And New Study Explains Why

The Huffington Post | David Freeman | Posted 02.21.2012

Read More: Drosophila Melanogaster, Drunk, Video, Fruit Flies, Alcohol, Drunk Bugs, Fruit Fly Larva, Fruit Fly, Drosophila, Science News

Bugs do drugs. That sounds like a line from bizarro-Doctor Seuss, but it's actually the word from Emory University scientists--who say that a type of ...

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Man Critically Injured Saving Drunk From Train

Posted 01.09.2012

Read More: Drunk, Subway Fatalities, Ny News, Subway Accidents, New York News, Mta, Staten Island, Steven Santiago, New York News

A good Samaritan is in critical condition after saving a drunk from being hit by a Staten Island train, The Staten Island Advance reports. Steven ...

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Too Drunk For A Bikini Waxing?

Patch.com | Posted 10.24.2011

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An Iowa City woman was arrested for allegedly snapping a towel at a spa employee after workers refused to give her a bikini wax because she was too dr...

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Drunk Man Blames 'Colorblind' Horse For Running Red Light: Cops

Posted 10.09.2011

Read More: Drunken Driving, Drunk-Horseback-Riding, Drunk, Colorblind, Horse and Carriage, England, Weird England, Colorblindness, John Mulvenna, Colorblind Horse, Animals in the News, Horse and Buggy, Weird News News

A drunken man accused of running a red light in a horse and carriage tried to pin the blame on his pony, according to police. John Mulvenna, of Eng...

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Drunk Dad Sleeps While Boy, 8, Drives: Police

AP | Posted 10.01.2011

Read More: Billy Joe Madden, Louisiana Crime, Drunk, Louisiana, Dumb Crime, Dad Sleeps, Bad Parenting, 8-Year-Old Drives, Bad Driving, Weird Louisiana, Boy, 8-Year-Old, Weird News News

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) -- Louisiana state police say an 8-year-old boy was driving a pickup truck down an interstate while his drunken father slept in ...

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5 Best Ways To Eat Before You Drink

Big Girls, Small Kitchen | Posted 09.18.2011

Read More: Pita, Falafel, Pasta, Drunk, Pizza, Hummus, Panini, Ice Cream, Beer, Tequila, Hangover, Sandwich, Cheese, Bar, Snack, Drinking, Detox, Caprese, Tahini, Grill, Burger, Alcohol, Salad, Sushi, Grilled Cheese, Carbonara, College News
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Photo Credit: Small Kitchen College We've all been there. You're at your favorite sports bar sharing a pitcher with your friends, when all of a su...

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Drunk Passenger Apologizes For Peeing In Plane Aisle

AOL Travel News | Posted 09.10.2011

Read More: Drunk Plane Passenger, Jetstar Drunk Passenger, Drunk on a Plane, Drunk, Jetstar, Airlines, Michael Aitkin, Travel News

A drunk Jetstar passenger just couldn't seem to make it to the lavatory, instead using the airplane aisle to relieve himself. And, he got off with onl...

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Man Allegedly Had Drunken Sex At 85 MPH, Got Busted

The Washington Post | Tom Jackman | Posted 08.16.2011

Read More: Drunk Driving, Trial, Court, Dc, Drunk, Sex, Beltway, Drunk Sex, Lawsuit, Home News

A Fairfax County police checkpoint, 2006. (Rich Lipski/The Washington Post) Lawsuits after car crashes are beyond common. But in the Fairfax County co...

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Naked Woman On Park Bench Allegedly Wanted To 'Cool Off'

Posted 10.19.2011

Read More: Mesa, Public Nudity, Drunk, Maricopa County, Indecent Exposure, Joe Arpaio, Dumb Criminals, Arizona, Weird Arizona, Susan Pollock, Stupid Crime, Things You Can't Do Naked, Weird News News

Next time Susan Pollock needs to cool off, she should head to a nude beach instead of the city park. The 44-year-old woman was charged with indece...

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WATCH: 'My Drunk Kitchen'

Posted 07.27.2011

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Here's another one for the "Why are we just now getting around to posting this?" file. Hannah Hart launched her YouTube series "My Drunk Kitchen" back...

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Man Jailed For Showing Up Drunk, And With Beer, To DWI Hearing

AP | Posted 05.25.2011

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MONTICELLO, N.Y. — Authorities say a New York man appearing before a judge on a felony drunken driving charge arrived at court an hour and a half la...

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Drinking Still Optimal: Standing In Alcohol Won't Get You Drunk

Miller McCune | Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Drunk, Drinking, Drunkenness, Alcohol Studies, Alcohol, Food News

Newsflash: Submerging your feet in alcohol doesn't get you intoxicated. It only helps you dodge the "Less Filling/Tastes Great" debate. Sorry, Denmark...

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PHOTOS: Why You Should Never Pass Out

Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Funny, Drunk, Funny Pictures, Party, Party Pictures, Passed-Out Pranks, Passed Out, Passed-Out, Pranks, Comedy, Comedy News

It's Fat Tuesday, meaning Mardi Gras 2011 is in full swing. Colorful beads, parades and public intoxication mark this festive celebration, making for ...

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WATCH: How To Pick Up Straight Chicks At A Gay Bar

Bryan Safi | Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Valentine's Day, Bar, Gay Bar, Drunk, Gay, Bryan Safi, Lesbian, Video, How to Pick Up Staright Chicks at a Gay Bar, Comedy News
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Straight women hang out in gay bars. Therefore, straight dudes who don't have much luck with the ladies should have better luck picking up women at a gay bar. Right? I was more than happy to test this theory.

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Drunk Driver Arrested In Mercedes Full Of Stolen Sheep

news24.com | Posted 05.25.2011

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East London - A drunk motorist was arrested near Queenstown in the Eastern Cape after allegedly being found to be 32 times over the alcohol limit, the...

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The 5 Most Inspiring Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk)

cracked.com | Posted 05.25.2011

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Some men shape history by accident, and some shape it by design. Some shape history by God's decree, and some shape it by sheer force of personal will...

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College Students Honestly Confused About How to Get Completely Sh*t-Faced Without Four Loko

Ben Berkon | Posted 05.25.2011

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Four Loko, which contains 12% alcohol and various forms of high-caffeine supplements, has provided an easy path to "blacking out" -- an event that once took a honest night of binge drinking and dabbling in various life-threatening drugs.

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Drunk Surgeon Switches Man's Nose and Penis

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Ireland, Drunk, Drunk Doctors, Nose, Penis, Nose Job, Hospital Errors, Humor, Satire, Comedy News, Comedy, Comedy News
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Sex brings a whole new set of problems. "If I'm with a woman in public and I'm excited to be with her, everybody knows it."

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New App Says It's Ok To Buy Wine By Label

Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: NY Restaurants, Food, Drunk, Wine, Drinking, Wine Labels, Food Apps, New York News

If you are like 99% of other wine drinkers, you know the best way to shop is not by region, or year, or varietal -- it's by the label. Nothing tastes...

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eBooks Articles Drinking Game

bookavore.tumblr.com | Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Drunk, Drinking, Drinking Games, Ebooks, Books, eBooks Articles, Books News

With sincere apologies if this has been done before, but I think this is the only way I can read another one of these. Maybe I might be cranky today!...

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