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Dysfunctional Dater

Dysfunctional Dater #6: My Big Fat Fake Engagement

Melinda Hill | Posted 07.06.2013 | Comedy
Melinda Hill

My longest relationship has been with commitment phobia. But I seriously do think I could get married if I could do it with a month-to-month lease.

Dysfunctional Dater #5: Instamacy Issues

Melinda Hill | Posted 06.24.2013 | Comedy
Melinda Hill

I used to think I loved iInternet dating, but then I realized I just loved drinking fancy wine that someone else was financing.

Dysfunctional Dater #4: Handjob Hamlet

Melinda Hill | Posted 06.17.2013 | Comedy
Melinda Hill

He also told me all about the girl who'd cheated on him and that being around pretty girls actually made him feel like he was being punched in his stomach. "So that's what all this is about," I thought, "He thinks I'm pretty!"

Dysfunctional Dater #3: Phoning It In

Melinda Hill | Posted 06.11.2013 | Comedy
Melinda Hill

I was on Match.com -- no applause, please -- and I was leaving the site because my membership was up. I thought before I jumped ship I'd just respond to a few guys who'd messaged me. I thought, "What's the worst that could happen? Live a little." Here is the rundown of exactly what happened: