"It sounds great, but what about those of us who already have an advanced case?" responded one anonymous douchebag while simultaneously texting his friend and blasting the newest dub step club hit.
It is estimated that 4-10% of men are unwittingly raising someone else's kid. "El Guapo," you say, "but my kid looks just like me." To that El Guapo asks: Has "your" child's mother aggressively underscored this point?
When asked if it might be a good time to steer away from these misogynistic depictions of women and even produce more thoughtful content, our source laughed so hard that we had trouble getting back on track.
Christmas 2012 is still up in the air, but a North Pole spokesperson confessed that the upcoming apocalypse predicted by the Mayans had already put a damper on next year's plans.
Unable to provide a definition for pornography, a former Supreme Court Justice once said,"I know it when I see it." The same can be said of sinverguenza behavior. It shuns definition.
After an exhaustive search spanning two decades and countless books, El Guapo has found Waldo.
