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Movie Review: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Marshall Fine | Posted 02.06.2013 | Entertainment
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Marshall Fine

The Hobbit entranced me in a way that made me forget about the technology and just plug into the movie itself. By the end, I wasn't even resenting the clunky 3D glasses.

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Santa's Credit Score is 777

Adrian Nazari | Posted 02.05.2013 | Home
Read More: Holidays, Elves, Credit, Mortgage, Christmas, Santa Claus, Credit Scores, Reindeer, Credit Card Debt, Credit Cards, Home News
Adrian Nazari

Ever wonder what Santa's credit score looked like?

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The Elf Went for a Drink

Abbie Rumbach | Posted 02.03.2013 | Parents
Read More: Christmas, Parenting, Motherhood, Children, Santa, Elves, Christmas Tradition, Naughty or Nice, Elf on the Shelf, Parents News
Abbie Rumbach

The Elf on the Shelf is one of those genius ideas that makes me want to slap myself for not thinking of it first. Well, this morning, our Elf on the Shelf quit.

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Ghost Taps, Pookas, and Other Creatures of the Night

Varla Ventura | Posted 12.01.2012 | Weird News
Read More: Werewolves, George Noory, Spirtes, Elves, Coast to Coast AM, Paranormal, Haunted, Magical Creatures, Haunted Houses, Haunted-Apartment-Stories, Fairies, Vampires, William Butler Yeats, Duendes, Pookas, Weird News News
Varla Ventura

I listened, a little breathless. Tap tap tap. What was it? The fridge churning? The wind rattling the windows? Tap tap tap. Pause. Tap tap tap. Pause. This went on for two or three minutes, something that sounded like a cupboard opening and closing.

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Season's Meetings

Floyd Elliot | Posted 02.15.2012 | Comedy
Read More: Comedy, Holidays, Elves, Christmas, Humor, Xmas, , Santa, Santa Claus, Comedy News
Floyd Elliot

With over seven billion people now alive, the 2011 Christmas season will be our busiest -- and best! -- ever!

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Arthur Christmas Preview Reveals the Celebrities Who Are Hiding Under Aardman's Tree

Jim Hill | Posted 12.27.2011 | Entertainment
Read More: La, Elves, Nyc, Sarah Smith, Hugh Laurie, Christmas, Sony Pictures Animation, London, Collider, Harry Potter, Robbie Coltraane, Joan Cusack, Bill Nighy, Holidays, Dominic West, Greg Ellwood, Jim Broadbent, Bob Osher, Culver City, Elf, Los Angeles, New York, Sony, James McAvoy, Toy Story 3, Arthur Christmas, Hitfix, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, Santa Claus, Steve Weintraub, Michael Palin, Silas Lesnick, The Smurfs, Justin Bieber, Aardman, Comingsoon, Grandsanta, Entertainment News
Jim Hill

To make "Arthur Christmas" the must-see family film of the holiday season, Aardman Animations has a secret weapon. They've loaded up Santa's support staff with celebrities.

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Get Thee Behind Me, Santa!

John Shore | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Read More: Comedy, Elves, Comedy and Christianity, Gnomes, Christmas, Comedy-and-Christianity, Satan, Evil Santa, Holiday Season, Santa, Comedy News
John Shore

Christians want the focus of Christmas to be Christ. But most everybody else makes the primary personality to be Santa Claus. Doesn't that make Santa Claus the anti-Christ?

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Donahue Lands Exclusive Interview With Sacked Santa!

Bruce Kluger & David Slavin | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
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Bruce Kluger & David Slavin

2010-12-14-p.jpgSince the shocking news that a giant private equity firm had seized control of Santa's Workshop media organizations worldwide have been clamoring to land an interview with Father Christmas.

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Santa Claus' "Naughty/Nice" List Released by Wikileaks

MP Nunan | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Read More: Julian Assange, Elves, Santa Claus, Humor, State Department, Christmas, Diplomacy, Media, Wikileaks, Comedy, Santa, Comedy News
MP Nunan

The "Naughty vs Nice" files maintained by Santa Claus ahead of his annual Christmas gift-giving flight around the globe are the latest documents relea...

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Santa Claus' "Naughty/Nice" List Released by Wikileaks

MP Nunan | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media
Read More: Elves, Sweden, St. Nicholas, State Department, Christmas, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Julian Assange, Diplomacy, Security, Wikileaks, Christmas Shopping, Leaks, Media News
MP Nunan

The "Naughty vs Nice" files maintained by Santa Claus ahead of his annual Christmas gift-giving flight around the globe are the latest documents relea...

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Fox News' 2010 War on Christmas!

Bruce Kluger & David Slavin | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
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Bruce Kluger & David Slavin

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HuffPo Scoop: Santa Claus Sacked!

Bruce Kluger & David Slavin | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Read More: Mrs. Claus, Elves, Humor, Economy, Corporation, North Pole, Sacked Santa, Christmas, Tumblr, Clausco, ?€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas: 21st Century Edition, Leveraged Buyout, 2010, Wall Street, Satire, Santa Claus, Book, David Slavin, Bruce Kluger, Comedy, Andrews McMeel Publishing, Kringle, Comedy News
Bruce Kluger & David Slavin

Early this morning, Santa Claus, the jolly icon of the holidays and legendary symbol of Christmas for more than 970 years, was asked to step down from his position as chief manufacturer and distributor of holiday toys and merriment.

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Christmas Crisis: Santa Laid Off!

Bruce Kluger & David Slavin | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
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Bruce Kluger & David Slavin

"Hi, I'm Santa Claus. No, not some smelly saucehead ringing a bell for the Salvation Army: I'm the Real McKringle. You know, red suit, white beard,...

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Pre-Christmas Shocker! Heads Roll at the Pole--Wall Street Takes Over Santa's Workshop!

Bruce Kluger & David Slavin | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
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Bruce Kluger & David Slavin

NORTH POLE -- In a move that shocked analysts, delighted tinsel manufacturers and brought trading at global exchanges to a brief if stunned silence, G...

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Elf Care And Self Care: We Can Do Both This Holiday

Lorraine Roe | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Read More: Addiction & Recovery, Shopping, Self-Help, Self-Care, Christmas, Elves, Magical Elves, Holiday Stress, The Balanced Life, Healthy Living News
Lorraine Roe

Whether you're a recovering alcoholic or a member of Alanon, it's pretty common that the holidays bring up stressful memories of family members drinking way to much to douse their X-mas expectations.

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Huldufolk: Iceland's Hidden Elves

Slate | Juliet Lapidos | Posted 05.25.2011 | World
Read More: Iceland Hidden People, Hidden People, Huldufolk, Elves, Iceland Economy, Europe, Iceland, Iceland Bankrupt, Iceland Economic Collapse, World News

An article on Iceland's de facto bankruptcy in the April issue of Vanity Fair notes that a "large number of Icelanders" believe in elves or "hidden p...

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