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Eugene Mirman Commencement

My 2009 Lexington High School Commencement Speech

Eugene Mirman | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Eugene Mirman

Even though only four grown ups attended the graduation dressed as Minute Men, the British still did not dare attack. They wisely stayed away. Here's a video of my speech. Relax, everyone, I only mention heroin once...