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The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 12.08.2014 | Comedy

Congrats, y'all! You made it through the first week of December! You conquered the first week of holiday parties, 24/7 Christmas music, and a non-...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 11.14.2014 | Comedy

That's it. We're done. We've decided to quit the Internet. Kim Kardashian officially ruined it for us. Oh, wait. What's that? We work for the Inter...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 11.07.2014 | Comedy

So, there was an election this week. Republicans? We're sure you're pretttty happy with yourselves. Democrats? We're just sending you a hug. Or, y...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 10.31.2014 | Comedy

What. A. Day. It's Friday, it's Halloween, did we mention it's Friday?! We have so many reasons to celebrate (okay, two reasons), so put on your p...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 10.10.2014 | Comedy

Was it just us or was this a loooooong week? Summer is officially over, Halloween is still weeks away, and we're feeling all sorts of blah. Thankf...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 10.04.2014 | Comedy

Ebola in America? Perpetual crime in the NFL? Or simply the fact that someone chewed on all the pens? Whatever's got you freaking out this week, there...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 09.19.2014 | Comedy

Another week, another round of iPhone mania. The Apple gods released the magic that is iOS 8. (We can mute group messages now? Um, YES.) A lucky fe...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 09.12.2014 | Comedy

This week was quite culty wasn't it? (Yes, we're fully aware that "culty" is not a word, just roll with it.) We had the cult of Apple's most recen...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 09.05.2014 | Comedy

This week we lost one of the greats. We're still reeling over the death of comedian and trailblazer, Joan Rivers. But if we learned anything about...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 08.29.2014 | Comedy

We've got good news and bad news. First, the bad news. Today is Friday. Friday is the first day of the weekend. This weekend is LABOR DAY Weekend. ...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 08.22.2014 | Comedy

Ice bucket challenge. Ice bucket challenge. Ice bucket challenge. Ice bucket challenge. Oh we're sorry, did you say that there was some other n...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 03.07.2014 | Comedy

This week had EVERYTHING: a Twitter-breaking Oscars selfie, the end of Mardi Gras, the beginning of Lent, and of course, innumerable "True Detective" ...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 02.28.2014 | Comedy

Damn, doesn't it seem like February just began? But no, we've had 28 days of non-stop freezing cold weather, outrageous, morally repugnant anti-gay le...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 02.21.2014 | Comedy

Let's be real. We have no idea what happened this week. We were much too busy binge-watching House of Cards. All that really matters is that it's F...

17 Brutally Honest Valentines

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 02.12.2014 | Comedy

Let's face it. Valentine's Day sucks. Single? You spend it wallowing in self-pity. Taken? You spend it disappointed that your significant other only g...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 02.01.2014 | Comedy

Well, January, you really decided to go out with a bang, didn't you? You turned the South into an apocalyptic wasteland, continued to shove Bieber new...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy

This was a rough week. Between freezing our asses off in the polar vortex and listening to 35,234 hours of blabber about 'Bridgegate', we barely made ...

17 Christmas Someecards Guaranteed To Spread Holiday Cheer

Christine Dalton | Posted 12.30.2013 | Comedy

So, Christmas is nearly upon us and you realize you still haven't finished your shopping. What to do? Send a snarky Someecard! (Hey, it's better than ...

What Your Hairstylist Is Really Thinking When You're In The Chair

The Huffington Post | Dana Oliver | Posted 12.06.2013 | Style

The relationship between a hairstylist and client is a truly special one. You place a lot of trust in the hands of the people who cut, color and curl ...

17 Funny Thanksgiving Cards To Send This Year

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 11.22.2013 | Comedy

Thanksgiving comes but once a year, but snarky e-cards are forever. ...

9 Of The Funniest Ecards You'll Ever Read

Posted 10.30.2013 | Fifty

People have mixed feelings about turning 50. Some handle it better than others. A great greeting card can lighten the mood and make light of the oft-d...

The Best Someecards Of The Week

Posted 10.11.2013 | Comedy

Between the government shutdown and the pressure of finding the perfect Halloween costume, this week has been a doozy. But hey! It's Friday, the we...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week

Posted 10.04.2013 | Comedy

Happy October! Well, not so much. This week we lost both "Breaking Bad" and the government. We're still trying to decide which one hurts us more. B...

The Best CrossFit Someecards

Posted 09.11.2013 | Healthy Living

For a workout that certainly isn't joking around, it's refreshing to discover -- thanks to the brilliance of Someecards -- that CrossFit doesn't alway...

The Funniest 4th Of July Someecards

Posted 07.04.2013 | Comedy

Happy 4th of July! No better way to celebrate than sitting back, relaxing, and reminding ourselves of what it truly means to be an American; a depende...