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Hilarious Affirmations To Get You Through The Day

The Rumpus | Posted 05.23.2012

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Hey ladyfriend, are you going through a breakup? Is your job really hard right now? Is your life nothing more than all-consuming darkness and regret? ...

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Kids Off the Cuff

Bob Sellers | Posted 04.04.2012

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Bob Sellers

My girls, Anza and Josie, have uttered things that make me laugh out loud, look at the world through different eyes or rush to cover their mouths before anyone else hears them.

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WATCH: Fallon Mocks Inspirational Facebook Statuses

Posted 03.22.2012

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We all have that Facebook friend who clogs up the feed with loads of inspirational quotes about "just hanging in there" and the change of the seasons....

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PICTURES: 9 Famous Quotes You Didn't Learn In School

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 02.09.2012

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"Give me liberty or give me death." "There's nothing to fear but fear itself." "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." Classic quote...

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Which Controversial Pundit Turned 50 Today?

www.snakkle.com | Posted 12.08.2011

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Ann Coulter is turning the big 5-0, and Snakkle dug up some amazing pre-fame Ann pics to go along with a few of her crazier quotes over the years. So ...

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SaidMyBoss.com Showcases Awkward Workplace Moments

The Huffington Post | Katherine Bindley | Posted 07.03.2011

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The work place is home to all kinds of awkward moments, and every now and again, they happen with your superiors. SaidMyBoss.com, a new website launch...

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10 Funny Valentine's Day Quotes By Comedians

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 05.25.2011

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Valentine's Day: The sweetest and most romantic holiday of the year that also happens to provide the most fodder for comedy. Comedians have a way of t...

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12 Best Quotes by G.K. Chesterton

Posted 05.25.2011

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Author Kevin Belmonte's biography of G.K. Chesterton has brought a new light to the sometimes forgotten literary genius. A companion piece, The Quota...

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The Dumbest Quotes Of The 2000s

Huffington Post | Dan Abramson | Posted 05.25.2011

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The 2000s (or the 'noughties' as the kids are calling them) are coming to a close. And to celebrate, we've been counting down the funniest movies, ske...

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McCain and Palin In Their Own Words: 25 Laughable Quotes

Daniel Kurtzman | Posted 05.25.2011

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1. "Our economy, I think, is still ― the fundamentals of our economy are strong." ―John McCain, Jacksonville, Fla., Sept. 15, 2008 (Source) 2. "T...

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