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"Laundry Basket Case"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 09.03.2014 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

By Jerry Zezima Life is a vicious cycle because there is always a laundry list of things to do. This is especially true if you have to do the laundry...

I Accept That My Husband Has Other Lovers

Aimee Heckel | Posted 08.20.2014 | Comedy
Aimee Heckel

My husband must be a masochist. Both his mistresses are needy, expensive and abusive. They are reliable only in that they will always let him down. Donna regularly steals him from me for weeks at a time. And more than half the year, I am a football widow.

3 Ideas for Organizing Your Garage

Domino | Posted 09.02.2014 | HuffPost Home
Domino

Foolproof ways to get your neglected parking space in working order.

10 Man Cave Ideas Your Father Always Dreamed Of

HomeAdvisor | Posted 08.13.2014 | HuffPost Home
HomeAdvisor

The main idea is that it belongs solely to dad, so he can relax and recharge for a few hours.

Comedian Pat Shortt Is Good Craic in The Cripple of Inishmaan on Broadway

Kristin McCracken | Posted 07.28.2014 | New York
Kristin McCracken

The Broadway production has become the most-Tony-nominated play of the season, and critics have singled out Shortt's performance as Johnnypateenmike, the unkempt-but-good-natured town gossip who keeps the town -- and the plot -- on its toes.

"Miles to Go Before It Sleeps"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 07.27.2014 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

By Jerry Zezima Any motorist knows that the best way to ensure longevity is to regularly check your parts, monitor your fluids and make sure your und...

'Say It Ain't Snow'

Jerry Zezima | Posted 04.07.2014 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

The two things I wonder most about winter are: Why do some people throw away their snow shovels every year and have to buy new ones? And why do these same people go to the supermarket when a snowstorm is forecast to buy bread and milk when they never eat and drink those things when it doesn't snow?

No Time to Clear Out Your Home? Try This!

Sophie Keller | Posted 01.25.2014 | Healthy Living
Sophie Keller

I don't know about you, but whenever I think of de-cluttering my home, it seems really overwhelming. However, these tips have helped me to break it down and do it stress-free.

"Spaced Out"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 06.01.2013 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

I didn't major in physics in college, though I do have a BS in life, but I know that one of the principles of this fascinating science is that any space will be filled -- except, of course, the one between my ears.

The Wrong Stuff

Jerry Zezima | Posted 12.04.2011 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

"You're not qualified to have adult children if you don't have a basement," Tim said. "Where are they going to put their stuff?" "In the garage," I replied.

"The Loan Arranger"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 06.19.2011 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

Ever since my wife and I were rejected for a home refinancing loan by our bank, which actually owns the house but kindly allows us to pay the mortgag...

"Home, Sweetly Appraised Home"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

In the nearly 13 years since my wife, Sue, and I bought our house, I have come to realize that a man's home is his hassle. That's because Sue frequen...

Grease Is the Word

Jerry Zezima | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

I will never be in a NASCAR pit crew, mainly because my automotive skills are the pits, but I do know that when it comes to car care, it's never too late to be oily.

Mr. Clean

Jerry Zezima | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

If it's true that one man's junk is another man's treasure, I must be the richest man on earth. Or so I thought recently when my wife, Sue, and I emba...

"Massage at the Garage"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

The dealership recently began giving free massages to customers who might stall, overheat or possibly even backfire as they contemplate the repairs being done on their vehicles.

Jenna Bush Hager Burglary: Bikes Stolen From Garage Of Baltimore Home

AP | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

BALTIMORE — Baltimore police say two bicycles were stolen from the home of Jenna Bush Hager, the daughter of former President George W. Bush. P...

Garage Scam: Man Opens City-Owned Garage, Charges People For Parking

AP | Posted 05.25.2011 | New York

NEW YORK — A Brooklyn man is in trouble over a plan to make money off a city-owned garage. Authorities said he broke in to the closed garage nea...

The Smoke's On Me

Jerry Zezima | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

I like a good cigar once in a while. And I have had none better than the one I smoked recently. That's because I rolled it myself.

Your Junk Drawer vs. Nirvana

Dean Sluyter | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Dean Sluyter

Then tasks and situations that once pushed and pulled you in so many ways become frictionless flow, and things that were hard to do -- even cleaning out the garage -- become easy.

Family Guys

Jerry Zezima | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Jerry Zezima

As for the kitchen, you might want to find out what's in your cabinets after you fill your Cabinet. Wives get miffed when their husbands don't know where things are.