Heather baby, the real problem here is not what you did or said but how you are...a nervous, prickly, self-important, nobody who proves that renting is better than buying.Just like the rest of us, Paul is a dope and putz and more often than not, not deserving of the good fortune he's had, so maybe this lesson with you will take him down a peg and maybe you too will sometime or other, get off your high horse and realize just how lucky you've been.

OK she has one leg and big fake boobs...

BUT she has the face of a
SPAWNING STURGEON!!!

I cannot look at her pouty gaptoothed mouth
without thinking of a big grumpy
FISH
that swims around in a tank looking bitchy.

MOO! Yikes!
Someone put a bag over her head so that she
can hop around in circles already!

Boo. And she's not very nice either.

God, what an idiot she is. He offered her 50 million......what was she thinking? That these photos would never turn up? She claims that he does drugs.....well, she must be stoned all the time in order to pull this thing off!

It is sad to watch her unravel. What was she thinking?

Heather is the true Queen of England. Her saintly ways are being defamed by the ignorant peasants that populate the British Isles. Every one of her utterances brings tears to Shakespeare as he looks down from the heavens upon his ungrateful country. Paul and his band spread hate. Heather spreads love and peace.

She could go on tour as "Stumpy the Gold-Digging Whore"