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How To Breastfeed Appropriately

Bunmi Laditan | Posted 08.31.2014 | Parents
Bunmi Laditan

So you've decided to breastfeed. Fantastic! Breastfeeding is a wonderful way to nourish your baby while establishing early bonding. Unfortunately, breast milk comes out of breasts so there are a few ground rules that we need to cover.

Dear Kids: It's OK To Be Bored

Bunmi Laditan | Posted 08.17.2014 | Parents
Bunmi Laditan

Boredom is not a problem to be solved. It is an itch to scratch.

Making Dinner With Your Toddler: An Activity Breakdown

Honest Toddler | Posted 06.22.2014 | Parents
Honest Toddler

Making dinner with a toddler around is a lot like doing taxes: difficult, but your legal responsibility.

I'm Done Making My Kid's Childhood Magical

Bunmi Laditan | Posted 05.31.2014 | Parents
Bunmi Laditan

Do we want to teach our children that the magic of life is something that comes beautifully gift-wrapped -- or that magic is something you discover on your own?

How To Put A Toddler To Bed In 100 Easy Steps

Honest Toddler | Posted 05.21.2014 | Parents
Honest Toddler

72. Toddler will ask what the plan for tomorrow is. Resist the urge to say, "I won't be here. I'm running away tonight."

The Honest Toddler Guide To Tantrums

Honest Toddler | Posted 05.13.2014 | Parents
Honest Toddler

There's a very dirty word commonly used to describe the mild outbursts of reasonable emotion that toddlers display from time to time. That word is TANTRUM.

Life With A Toddler, Explained Perfectly On A Blanket

Posted 01.25.2014 | Parents

Today, Honest Toddler, our favorite Twitter sensation, introduces: The Bed Set Of Cold Hard Truth. 'Nuff said. The Big Bed Revolution is here! Exc...

Honest Toddler Wants Santa To Keep Hitting Refresh On That List

Posted 08.19.2013 | Parents

Things have been a little wild for Honest Toddler lately, what with the legal battle and all. And the tot has been pushing out developments on Twitter...

Katherine Bindley

Major Parenting Brands Face Off

HuffingtonPost.com | Katherine Bindley | Posted 07.31.2013 | Parents

The Honest Toddler is a hilarious Twitter feed turned blog and book franchise created by Bunmi Laditan, a mom of three. It is beloved by parents. ...

Honest Toddler's Official Statement On The Royal Baby

Honest Toddler | Posted 09.22.2013 | Parents
Honest Toddler

To the general public, please remember that it is not your job to watch news reports about a baby that may or may not be real. Your job is to pay attention to the toddler in your life.

Honest Toddler Already Eats Raw ... If Raw Is Like Naked

Posted 07.16.2013 | Parents

Honest Toddler, the biggest little fan of churros, cake and waffle cones, recently visited a health food store. He doesn't say who took him on this er...

Honest Toddler's Latest Hilarious Tweets

Posted 06.17.2013 | Parents

Honest Toddler fans got exciting news last week when it was announced that the tot had inspired an idea for a TV show. Darren Star, of "Sex and the Ci...

Honest Toddler Probably Won't Be Returning To Anthropologie

Posted 05.17.2013 | Parents

Honest Toddler often accompanies the adults in his life on errands -- to Target or the grocery store, for instance -- and has plenty to say about the...

Gift Book Ideas For Every Kind Of Mom

The Huffington Post | Emma Mustich | Posted 04.22.2013 | Parents

So many of our favorite bloggers have been having babies lately. Yes, some of them have had the real (human) kind -- boys and girls with deliciousl...

Honest Toddler Knows A Great Time To Call A Meeting About Your Sock Situation

Posted 04.17.2013 | Parents

Since we started our monthly Honest Toddler roundups, we've noticed certain themes emerge in his tweets. We know, for instance, that he adores churros...

Honest Toddler Is Willing To Consider Doing The Right Thing As Long As The Wrong Thing Doesn't Involve Cake

Posted 03.19.2013 | Parents

We learned last month that -- as you probably guessed -- the popular Honest Toddler Twitter feed is not, in fact, written by a toddler. (Sad, we know....

And The Honest Toddler Is ...

The Huffington Post | Farah L. Miller | Posted 03.07.2013 | Parents

She's been running the wildly popular Twitter feed anonymously, but now we finally know her identity.

Honest Toddler Wonders What Blue Ivy Is Doing Right Now

Posted 02.18.2013 | Parents

Honest Toddler finds adults so confusing sometimes. He's with them all day long, yet as he makes clear on his Twitter feed, he remains utterly baffled...

Honest Toddler: 'Stop Inviting My Parents Places'

Posted 01.15.2013 | Parents

When we last checked in with Honest Toddler, he was eagerly awaiting a visit from Santa. And from what we can tell from his frequently updated Twitter...

Honest Toddler To Santa: There Are Two Sides To Every Story

Posted 12.18.2012 | Parents

Honest Toddler does not mess around. The tech-savvy tot began sending messages to Santa pretty early this year. Perhaps he wanted to get his requests ...

The Year In Parenting News: A Review in Rhyme

Melissa Sher | Posted 02.12.2013 | Parents
Melissa Sher

On the sixth-floor maternity ward / Of a hospital called Lenox Hill, / Two new parents of one little girl / Paid a very big hospital bill.

Honest Toddler Wants Santa To Keep In Mind How Far He's Come

Posted 11.16.2012 | Parents

Earlier this month, Honest Toddler made an eleventh-hour run for the presidency with a campaign that included vows to outlaw quinoa and to make Pop-Ta...

10 Reasons To Vote For Honest Toddler

Posted 11.05.2012 | Parents

As voters head to the polls tomorrow, they will be considering healthcare, taxes, foreign policy ... but one toddler on Twitter clearly has other prio...

Deep Thoughts From Honest Toddler

Posted 10.16.2012 | Parents

Honest Toddler made a confession recently. Despite watching "Sesame Street" on a seemingly regular basis, the Twitter-happy tot admitted that he's sti...

16 People More Honest Than The Vice Presidential Candidates

Posted 10.12.2012 | Good News

Okay, the fact checks are in after last night's Vice Presidential debate, and the verdict is clear: Both candidates are liars. Sure, we love Biden...