Big Bank Profits Spark Rally in Cocaine, Hooker Sectors
The historic profits notched by the nation's biggest banks are starting to have a positive impact on the broader economy, with the cocaine and hooker sectors showing striking gains.
The historic profits notched by the nation's biggest banks are starting to have a positive impact on the broader economy, with the cocaine and hooker sectors showing striking gains.
David Henry Sterry | Posted 11.08.2009 | Style
Shame on you, Amital Etzioni, for the antiquated, insulting and frankly dangerous ideas you trot out like dead horses to flog in your recent essay on the review of the anthology Hos, Hookers, Call Girls, and Rent Boys.
David Henry Sterry | Posted 04.11.2009 | Style
"Where's my economic stimulus package? Fa' real, I believe if I could get Obama alone in a room for an hour, I could get me some of that $800 billion. Stimulate this, baby!"
Don Parker | Posted 03.19.2009 | Comedy
After Eric Cantor released an ad touting the Republican "victory" over the Democrats in the battle over the stimulus legislation, Aerosmith sent Cantor the following letter:
Disgrasian | Posted 02.13.2009 | Style
If this is as good and imaginative and kinky as hookers get in Second Life, then life must be just as dull, pedestrian and predictable as it is in the First.
Matt Stewart | Posted 01.31.2009 | Living
It's only natural that after our most recent 12-month carnival, 2007 would seem relatively blah. Every now and then, history lays an egg. What happened in 1957? 1910? 1887-1897?
Radar Online | Jessica Pilot | Posted 09.20.2008 | Style
I meet my madam for the first time at a vegan restaurant in New York's East Village. Heather, a friend who has worked for her for more than a year, is...
AP | HILLARY RHODES | Posted 08.14.2008 | Business
It may be the world's oldest profession, but prostitution is using some 21st-century tricks. The prostitution scandal involving New York Gov. Eliot S...
Times Of London | Posted 03.28.2008 | Living
Once, sometimes twice, a month I meet up with Justin, a 36-year-old divorcé. We go out for a meal and maybe to a club before spending the night in a ...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.15.2009 | Comedy