Humor and Satire

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Recipe For A Perfect Thanksgiving

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.26.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy and Satire, Thanksgiving Humor, Comedy and Humor, Humor, Thanksgiving Recipe, Humor and Satire, Satire, Comedy, Recipe, Thanksgiving, Comedy News

Wake up at 3:42 AM with a pounding headache, wine spilled over your pants, and an absolute certainty that a small creature died in your mouth overnight.

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Secret Michelin Man

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.18.2009 | Comedy

Read More: New Yorker, Comedy and Satire, Michelin Reviewers, Michelin, Comedy and Humor, Humor, New Yorker Michelin, Satire, Secret Agents, Secret Michelin Man, Michelin Guide, Dangerous Life of Reviewers, Humor and Satire, Comedy, Comedy News

Arrived home from my "business trip" in "Kansas City." If my wife knew that I was really at the Double Tree Times Square, asking the concierge to book me into Y---- and Brasserie G----- under "my name," she'd be hysterical.

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An Open Letter to Adam Lambert From the Gay Thought Police

Joe Vogel | Posted 11.20.2009 | Entertainment

Read More: Adam Lambert, Media Criticism, Gay, Music, Humor and Satire, Identity Politics, Entertainment News

I like you, Adam, I really do. That is why I freely offer these pearls of wisdom on how to celebrate, not dilute, the purity of your sexual identity.

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Mind-Control Machines

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.12.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Subliminal Messages, Evil Robots, Comedy and Satire, Comedy and Humor, Energy Use Robot, Humor, Satire, Energy Use, Icat, Subliminal Messaging, Robots, Humor and Satire, Helper Robots, Comedy, Cats, Comedy News

Hell, owner. My name is iCat, and it's my job to advise you on energy use. Use me once and you'll never want to leave me ever again.

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Holy Sex! How Seeking God Can Get You Laid

eSarcasm | Posted 11.04.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Funny, Religion, Dating Advice, Humor, Satire, Sex, Dating, Spirituality, Humor and Satire, Comedy, Comedy News

Welcome back, dear disciples, for another week of science-inspired Q&A!

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The Lost Weekend

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.03.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Tv-Free, Comedy and Satire, Law & Order, Comedy and Humor, Lack of Cable, Humor, Satire, Lack of Internet, Animal House, Web-Free, Humor and Satire, Ace of Cakes, Comedy, Comedy News

Refresh e-mails, but find only spam. Facebook stalk out-of-state high school "friends" briefly. Catch up on important tweets. Check hit-counter on blog. Refresh e-mails and twitter homepage again.

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LeBron James Dunks on George W. Bush's Ass

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 10.23.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Entertainment, Break Glass, George W. Bush, Dunk on His Ass, Basketball, Maxim, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dunk, Sports News, Sports, Satire, Parody, Political Satire, Entertainment News, Nba, Humor and Satire, Comedy, LeBron James, Comedy News

Le Bron James wants to dunk on G.W. Bush's ass, break the rim, and shatter the glass. The former President, never one to avoid biting off more than he can chew, issued a trash talking response.

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Live-Blogging Lifetime Movies

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 10.19.2009 | Comedy

3:10 Of course your daughters are going to want to kill their mom in order to sleep with you if you bring them home wrapped presents every time you come home from work, Lifetime Dad! Duh!

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Wal-Mart: "If There's Going to be a Wal-Mart of the Web, It Can Be Amazon"

Steve Ross | Posted 10.19.2009 | Books

Read More: Cd, Book Publishing, Publishing, Discounts, Book-Prices, Jeff Bezos, Price War, Humor, Books, Future of Publishing, Wall Street Journal, Wal-Mart, Humor and Satire, Amazon, Books News

Where will this pricing war end? Is it in anyone's interests besides the consumers? At what price should inexpensive hardcovers reasonably come -- at the expense of the author's income?

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Rush Limbaugh Reveals His St. Louis Rams Uniform Design

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 10.15.2009 | Media

Read More: Sports, Racists, Al Sharpton, St. Louis Rams, National Football League, Rush Limbaugh, Satire, Rush Limbaugh St Louis Rams, Racism, Jesse Jackson, Donovan McNabb, Political Satire, Nfl, Humor and Satire, Media News

As you have most likely heard, the head of the Republican party, Rush Limbaugh, is attempting to purchase the St. Louis Rams NFL franchise. Needles...

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The Deep Wounds of Black-Facism

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 10.10.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Racis, Comedy and Satire, Jackson Five, Comedy and Humor, Humor, Satire, Black-Face, Black-Facism, Harry Connick Jr., Jackson Jive, White, Black, Hey Hey It's Saturday, Black Face, Humor and Satire, Comedy, Blackface, Comedy News

Spurred by a recent debacle on Australian television program "Hey Hey It's Saturday," black-face people worldwide are stepping forward and demanding they be treated with the respect and equality they deserve.

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Let Me See You Work Them Eggs

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 12.02.2009 | Comedy

I told you not to lie to me about your family's history of kidney disease! Why you gotta play me that way? Probably have a history of cardiac incidents at a young age, too, huh?

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If It's The Last Thing I DOOOO!!!

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.21.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy and Satire, Humor, Satire, Revenge, Humor and Comedy, Flaming Dog Poop, Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold, An Eye for an Eye, Comedy, Humor and Satire, Comedy News

The revenge literature would have you believe that the only way to truly savor your moment of deliverance is to have waited for it for a long. They tell you this because they want to sell your story to Lifetime.

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For Your Health

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.15.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Sunburn, Humor, Drinking, Vh1, Chernobyl, Comedy and Satire, Comedy and Humor, Rock of Love, Health, Sex, Satire, Red Wine, For Your Health, Vh1 Reality, Hydration, Comedy, Humor and Satire, I Love Money, Comedy News

While hydration can have both short and long-term health benefits, scientists warn that "no beverages, regardless of what they actually are, should be consumed at either very warm or very cool temperatures."

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Back to School!

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.09.2009 | Comedy

Read More: World of Warcraft, Cool Kids, Comedy and Satire, Einstein, Comedy and Humor, Humor, Satire, Office Jobs, The Office, Pregnancy Pacts, 21 Jump Street, School, Humor and Satire, Comedy, Back to School, Comedy News

School isn't so bad when you're making it a better place, like they did in the 80's documentary, 21 Jump Street!

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Smoothies in Gaza: In Defiance of Nature and the Siege

Hani Almadhoun | Posted 11.08.2009 | World

Read More: Israeli-Palestinian Conflict, Gaza Seige, Gaza Strip, World, Gaza, Egypt, Gaza-Seige, Humor Politics, Israel, Gaza Tunnels, Humor and Satire, World News

As you know, people in Gaza lose their jobs, others lose loved ones and even their own lives, but that does not mean I have to lose my mojo. I am not going to let an international embargo kill my smoothie buzz.

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Sexting, Texting, and Other Back-to-School Tips

eSarcasm | Posted 09.27.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Iphone, Sexting, Vanessa Hudgens, Humor, Satire, Teens, Teen Sex, Facebook, School, Humor and Satire, Teenagers, Texting, Comedy News

If you send a pic of your ta-tas to your boy-toy, you could just as well send it to the entire world. Flash your friends in-person instead; it's far less risky, and no one's going to be able to upload it to the Internet later.

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Riches to Rags: Hollywood Cashes in on the Recession

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 09.24.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Kelsey Grammar, Kelsey Grammar 'Hank', Humor, Anna Feris, Humor and Comedy, TV Shows, David Hyde Pierce, Tv Programming, Comedy and Satire, Ian McKellen, Upcoming Tv Shows, Judy Dench, Satire, Midseason Tv, Megan Mullally, Ryan Seacrest, Comedy, Humor and Satire, Comedy News

On "Real Estate," a former house-flipper, Samantha Drake (played by the always fabulous Megan Mullally!) learns that life's not always just a bed of perfectly landscaped roses!

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Mariah's Diary

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 09.10.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Mariah and Eminem, Comedy and Satire, Eminem, Comedy and Humor, Mariah Eminem, Humor, Satire, Entertainment Comedy, Mariah Carey, Mariah Carey Diary, Mimi, Humor and Satire, Comedy, Imperfect Angel, Diary, Comedy News

I can't believe that Eminem is still into me. I mean, like, you'd think that a tattoo that represents my dedication to Nick would prove to him that I'm totally over it.

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Republicans Work To Sweep The Leg Of Health Care Reform (VIDEO)

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 09.07.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Karate Kid, Cobra Kai, Ninja, Public Option, Rush Limbaugh, Jim Demint, Karate, Mr Miyagi, Dojo, Single Payer, Michelle Bachman, Ralph-Machio, Daniel, Michelle Bachmann, Cobra, Sweep the Leg, Bill Kristol, Satire, Parody, Health Care Reform, Michael Steele, Political Satire, Newt Gingrich, Body Bag, Health Care, Humor and Satire, Jim DeMint Waterloo, Comedy News

There are actual facilities where right wingers can go to practice and hone their yelling and disrupting skills. We have obtained footage from one such facility. Take a look.

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Staples Institutes No Staples Policy as Part of Cost Cutting Measure

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 09.02.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Funny, Comedy and Satire, Small Business, Humor, Recession Small Business, Cutting Costs, Satire, Staples, Office Supply Retailers, Office, Cost-Cutting, Recession, Comedy, Humor and Satire, Office Supplies, Comedy News

You're welcome to remove and attempt to reuse staples from documents stapled before this change goes into effect, but the management would like to remind you that blood traces are not acceptable on finished reports.

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WATCH: Sarah Palin Cuts Demo For Radio Show

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 08.30.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Clear Channel Communications, Talk Radio, Sarah Palin Speech, Satire, Clear Channel, Radio, Sarah Palin, Conservative Talk Radio, Political Satire, Humor and Satire, Sarah Palin Reaction, Comedy News

It appears now that Palin's people are doing more than just testing the waters. We have obtained exclusive footage of Sarah Palin, in the studio, recording a demo to shop to potential syndicators.

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The People's Revolution: My Experience in Citizen Surgery

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 08.14.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Morley Safer, Comedy and Satire, Humor, Citizen Journalism, Satire, Citizen Surgery, Humor and Satire, Comedy, Comedy News

"I would trust citizen journalism as much as I would trust citizen surgery." - Morley Safer, in a speech after receiving the Fred Friendly first amendment award from Quinnipiac University

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Exclusive Audio Of John Ensign Asking His Parents For $96,000

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 08.10.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Bribe, John Ensign, John Ensign Mistress, Political Humor, Satire, 000, Political Satire, Parents, Cheating, John Ensign Affair, Sen. John Ensign, Humor and Satire, $96, Comedy News

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Interview with Mike Sacks, Author of "And Here's the Kicker"

Teddy Wayne | Posted 08.09.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Comedy Writing, McSweeney's, Mike Sacks, Humor, Writing, Humor and Satire, Vanity Fair, Comedy News

As a frequent collaborator with Sacks, I decided to turn the tables and interview him about his own craft, his theory about OCD and comedy, and, inevitably, Milton Berle's penis.

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