Vatican Investigating American Nuns; Dan Brown to "Write" Novel About It
The fact that the investigation around which his new novel will be based has not yet taken place did not seem to faze Dan Brown.
The fact that the investigation around which his new novel will be based has not yet taken place did not seem to faze Dan Brown.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 08.01.2009 | Comedy
Summer's in full swing, which means low-level "celebrities" competing for "charities" of their "choice."
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 07.23.2009 | Comedy
Obama may have a charming off-hand manner, an intellect that rivals the combined IQs of his predecessor and predecessor's cabinet taken en masse, and a hot wife, but this is a man who would hurt a fly, with impunity.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 07.16.2009 | Comedy
Thank god for CNN; without its desperate need to fill a 24-hour news cycle, the world might never learn that one out of every eight 25-34-year-olds has now moved back in with mom and dad.
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 07.13.2009 | Comedy
We have obtained exclusive footage of Carrie talking about that very subject with News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch. Take a look.
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 07.12.2009 | Comedy
Newt has done the unthinkable. He has attacked one of the Republican sacred cows. No, not the rich. But almost as bad. Newt attacked former president Ronald Reagan.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 07.09.2009 | Comedy
Trade in your most recent "totally ironic" cheap beer choice...and try on a brand new set of made-for-summer affectations!
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 07.06.2009 | Comedy
I live-blogged the event on Twitter, so I thought I'd post some of the "highlights" including Glenn Beck opening with a joke about Whoopi Goldberg stabbing a man.
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 07.04.2009 | Politics
If Liz chooses to follow in her dad's footsteps, she will have some pretty big and pretty evil shoes to fill. That's why it's important for Dick to ease her in. Keep her from being too evil, too soon.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 07.02.2009 | Comedy
How, you might ask, does one fake-ation? Just follow these handy steps, and before you know it, you'll be on the road to a fleeting sensation of something that might pass for relaxation, relatively speaking!
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 06.26.2009 | Comedy
Maybe the problem is that most right wingers don't know what summa cum laude means. Most likely, they're just desperately making stuff up to try to stop an extremely qualified nominee.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 06.25.2009 | Comedy
Christianity just isn't sexy anymore. Which might help explain why the only religion out there whose numbers are growin' these days is...the lack of religion.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 06.18.2009 | Comedy
Allow me to fill you in on all the dangerous, deadly, evil subtexts to your favorite fond memories...so that you'll never be so foolish as to enjoy them for what they are on their faces, again!
Alec Brownstein | Posted 06.08.2009 | Comedy
Steroids provide the unpredictability that baseball so desperately needs. What could be more interesting than emotionally volatile man children with rock-like projectiles and bats?
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 06.03.2009 | Comedy
If you answered mostly d's: Give yourself a treat this mother's day and rebury her body in a location that's not tied to you.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 05.20.2009 | Comedy
It's been another long day, and all you want is to throw on your night pants, sit back with an adult beverage in hand, and act according to your target viewing demographic.
Steven Shehori | Posted 05.16.2009 | Politics
The truth however, is that despite Prop 8, gay marriage has been embraced in California since that first studio exec flew business class out of the Earth's primordial goo four billion years ago.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 05.13.2009 | Comedy
"All this time I thought I was laughing at him, but I realize now that I was laughing with him," noted Michael Rhys, a student.
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 05.06.2009 | Green
If rocket fuel in baby food isn't enough to push through meaningful environmental legislation, what on earth is?
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 05.05.2009 | Comedy
Make sure to donate $20, or just head to your local goodwill, and find yourself one of those canvas totes. Then you can carry around your new-found sense of superiority with you at all times.
Disgrasian | Posted 04.30.2009 | Media
Unfortunately, "Should I h8 AZNs?" is not satire. It highlights a very real cultural anxiety and its attendant racist backlash without taking it to task in any substantive way.
Emily Bracken | Posted 04.29.2009 | Comedy
Humorists and comedians are a curious bunch. Quixotic by nature, they want so desperately to live in a world of decency, fairness and goodness, and in Stewart's case, in a world where the media grew some cajones.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.27.2009 | Comedy
Here's a few other ways to make sure your school still keeps offering top-notch education...almost as top notch as the flavors you'll find at Pizza Hut!
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.22.2009 | Comedy
And while we're talking about this au naturel desire, let me just mention that there's no law against naked hiking in Switzerland.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.14.2009 | Comedy
After receiving an overwhelmingly positive response to Dave, the rapping flight attendant, Southwest Airlines has announced plans to introduce that freecreditreport.com guy on select domestic flights.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 08.03.2009 | Comedy