Humor and Satire

Let's Monetize that High School!

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.27.2009 | Comedy


Jilly Gagnon

Here's a few other ways to make sure your school still keeps offering top-notch education...almost as top notch as the flavors you'll find at Pizza Hut!

So You Wanna Hike Naked...

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.22.2009 | Comedy


Jilly Gagnon

And while we're talking about this au naturel desire, let me just mention that there's no law against naked hiking in Switzerland.

Southwest Introduces Freecreditreport.com Guy Flight Option

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.14.2009 | Comedy


Jilly Gagnon

After receiving an overwhelmingly positive response to Dave, the rapping flight attendant, Southwest Airlines has announced plans to introduce that freecreditreport.com guy on select domestic flights.

Tomorrow's Info Today: Staying Ahead of the News Cycle

Randall Amster | Posted 04.12.2009 | Media


Randall Amster

From now on, I will only get my news from future-based sources, and thus seek to remain ahead of the curve. Outlandish, you say? Impossible? You are obviously so behind the times.

Rush: Still Shovel-Ready After All These Years!

Randall Amster | Posted 04.11.2009 | Politics


Randall Amster

Seriously, you've got to love Rush Limbaugh. Here's just a very brief sampling of Rush's grossest hits.

Extend that St. Patrick's Day Piety!

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.09.2009 | Comedy


Jilly Gagnon

Turn your attention to some of the lesser known saints this March and you'll be sure to have a revived appreciation for the Catholic faith that makes drinking as a celebration of a life of asceticism somehow appropriate!

Those Books You REALLY Mean to Get Around to Reading...No, REALLY

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 03.29.2009 | Comedy


Jilly Gagnon

The publishing industry is not, contrary to rumor, dead, thanks to people like you and your grand plans. This year I'm going to finally get around to reading X.

Blackwater's First Television Ad For "Xe"

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 03.26.2009 | Politics


Matthew Filipowicz

Yes, Blackwater is no more. Now they are "Xe." And what does "Xe" mean? Who the hell knows? But who says private contractors can't show their impressionistic and abstract side?

This is Wal-Mart's Year, Whether You Like it or Not!

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 03.20.2009 | Comedy


Jilly Gagnon

This year, encourage people to take a job as a greeter after they shutter their own dreams -- nothing like putting a local face on each of our stores!

d'Artoon -- Partisan Language

John Krifka | Posted 03.09.2009 | Comedy


John Krifka

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Rove Subpoena

Jeff Danziger | Posted 03.09.2009 | Politics


Jeff Danziger

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Obama Issues New Vetting Standards!

Stanton Peele | Posted 03.07.2009 | Comedy


Stanton Peele

New Vetting Standards: 6. Must not display prominently in their offices the slogan, "Only the little people pay taxes."

The Daily Szep - With Apologes to Gertrude Stein

Paul Szep | Posted 03.06.2009 | Business


Paul Szep

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A Bearde's Eye View

Chris Bearde | Posted 03.06.2009 | Comedy


Chris Bearde

It has been stated that Sarah Palin sent her congratulations to Michael Steel and invited him to come visit Alaska as soon as he gets a visa.

If You Can't Afford the Real Thing, There's Always Chips

Carolita Johnson | Posted 03.05.2009 | Comedy


Carolita Johnson

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The Disloyal Opposition: Rush is Right -- Obama Must Fail

Randall Amster | Posted 03.04.2009 | Politics


Randall Amster

If the new President brings closure to current wars and staves off economic collapse, it quite possibly will once and for all bury the neocon legacy deep in the dustbin of history.

Out Of Line: Groundhog Scared

Mort Gerberg | Posted 03.04.2009 | Politics


Mort Gerberg

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In Surprise Move, Rush Limbaugh Named RNC Chair

John Wellington Ennis | Posted 03.03.2009 | Comedy


John Wellington Ennis

Limbaugh, reached by phone in the Dominican Republic for the weekend, was loud: "They did WHAT?!? [expletive deleted] I can't be responsible for the crap I say!

17 things to do in 30 seconds

Omri Marcus | Posted 02.11.2009 | World


Omri Marcus

Thanks to the advanced technology being used by the IDF, people living within range of Hamas missiles can now stop worrying about being surprised by a...

The Prop 8 Monologues, Vol. 1 of 2 - What Would Ronald McDonald Do?

Steven Shehori | Posted 01.02.2009 | Style


Steven Shehori

On July 20th, 2005, America's upstairs neighbor -- its called Canada -- became the first country on the continent to legalize nationwide same-sex marriage.

Bush and Obama: What Really (Might Have) Happened

James Rotondi | Posted 12.12.2008 | Politics


James Rotondi

"Yo, Barackulator -- you want a brew?" President-Elect Barack Obama looked up at George W. Bush, the lame-duck 43rd President of the United States, w...