Let's Monetize that High School!
Here's a few other ways to make sure your school still keeps offering top-notch education...almost as top notch as the flavors you'll find at Pizza Hut!
Here's a few other ways to make sure your school still keeps offering top-notch education...almost as top notch as the flavors you'll find at Pizza Hut!
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.22.2009 | Comedy
And while we're talking about this au naturel desire, let me just mention that there's no law against naked hiking in Switzerland.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.14.2009 | Comedy
After receiving an overwhelmingly positive response to Dave, the rapping flight attendant, Southwest Airlines has announced plans to introduce that freecreditreport.com guy on select domestic flights.
Randall Amster | Posted 04.12.2009 | Media
From now on, I will only get my news from future-based sources, and thus seek to remain ahead of the curve. Outlandish, you say? Impossible? You are obviously so behind the times.
Randall Amster | Posted 04.11.2009 | Politics
Seriously, you've got to love Rush Limbaugh. Here's just a very brief sampling of Rush's grossest hits.
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.09.2009 | Comedy
Turn your attention to some of the lesser known saints this March and you'll be sure to have a revived appreciation for the Catholic faith that makes drinking as a celebration of a life of asceticism somehow appropriate!
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 03.29.2009 | Comedy
The publishing industry is not, contrary to rumor, dead, thanks to people like you and your grand plans. This year I'm going to finally get around to reading X.
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 03.26.2009 | Politics
Yes, Blackwater is no more. Now they are "Xe." And what does "Xe" mean? Who the hell knows? But who says private contractors can't show their impressionistic and abstract side?
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 03.20.2009 | Comedy
This year, encourage people to take a job as a greeter after they shutter their own dreams -- nothing like putting a local face on each of our stores!
John Krifka | Posted 03.09.2009 | Comedy
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Jeff Danziger | Posted 03.09.2009 | Politics
Stanton Peele | Posted 03.07.2009 | Comedy
New Vetting Standards: 6. Must not display prominently in their offices the slogan, "Only the little people pay taxes."
Paul Szep | Posted 03.06.2009 | Business
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Chris Bearde | Posted 03.06.2009 | Comedy
It has been stated that Sarah Palin sent her congratulations to Michael Steel and invited him to come visit Alaska as soon as he gets a visa.
Carolita Johnson | Posted 03.05.2009 | Comedy
Randall Amster | Posted 03.04.2009 | Politics
If the new President brings closure to current wars and staves off economic collapse, it quite possibly will once and for all bury the neocon legacy deep in the dustbin of history.
Mort Gerberg | Posted 03.04.2009 | Politics
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John Wellington Ennis | Posted 03.03.2009 | Comedy
Limbaugh, reached by phone in the Dominican Republic for the weekend, was loud: "They did WHAT?!? [expletive deleted] I can't be responsible for the crap I say!
Omri Marcus | Posted 02.11.2009 | World
Thanks to the advanced technology being used by the IDF, people living within range of Hamas missiles can now stop worrying about being surprised by a...
Steven Shehori | Posted 01.02.2009 | Style
On July 20th, 2005, America's upstairs neighbor -- its called Canada -- became the first country on the continent to legalize nationwide same-sex marriage.
James Rotondi | Posted 12.12.2008 | Politics
"Yo, Barackulator -- you want a brew?" President-Elect Barack Obama looked up at George W. Bush, the lame-duck 43rd President of the United States, w...
Jilly Gagnon | Posted 04.27.2009 | Comedy