The new year is already overflowing with hot celebrity gossip. Luckily, everyone's two favorite sun-baked hosts are back to bring you the best, only slightly false news out there, from Willow Smith's wedded bliss to Kim's new hair fail.
I'm always eager to hop on a Hollywood trend. So with the success of Modern Family, The Kids Are All Right winning at the Golden Globes and celebrity gays suddenly having children, I decided I should try becoming a dad myself.
This year, I realized that we can't be perfect wives, mothers, career-women, and super-hot sex babes all at once. And then, I turned on the TV, and I remembered: of course we can! All we need is Stuff!