Jabba the Hut

Jabba is Dead, or My Daughters Watch Return of the Jedi

Davis Schneiderman | Posted 04.23.2012

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Davis Schneiderman

I began to suspect I had made a mistake when Kallista, 4, answered a question from Athena, 6: "No, Athena, Princess Leia didn't want to be a slave so she choked Jabba and killed him."

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WATCH: Moves Like Jabba

Posted 12.13.2011

Read More: Star Wars, Jabba the Hut, Video, Movie Parodies, Parodies, Song Parodies, Moves Like Jagger, Funny Videos, Maroon 5, Moves Like Jabba, Urlesque, Music, Comedy News

Sure, "Moves Like Jagger" might be one of the biggest songs of the year, but what if throwback references to the Rolling Stones frontman aren't enough...

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Drama Queens: Random Thoughts While Watching The Tony Awards Show

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011

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Tallulah Morehead

How nice to have the plot of Guys and Dolls explained to me. I don't think I've seen it more than a dozen times.

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