iOS app Android app

Jenny Isenman

11 Phrases We Should Teach Our Children to Say

Jenny Isenman | Posted 11.05.2012 | Parents
Jenny Isenman

If this tiny, guileless thought could make me feel so great, why can't we train our children to say things that will make us feel hipper, younger and smarter?

Do You Speak Starbucks or Are You Committing a Caffeinated Crime?

Jenny Isenman | Posted 10.30.2012 | Comedy
Jenny Isenman

When you walk into a Starbucks it's a little like entering another country. Some of the language is "Italianish" and the rest is completely fabricated.

We Swore We Would Be FUN Parents. What Happened?

Jenny Isenman | Posted 10.16.2012 | Parents
Jenny Isenman

I am EXACTLY the parent I swore I would never be... Are you?

How Many of These Does it Take to Turn on a Woman?

Jenny Isenman | Posted 10.09.2012 | Women
Jenny Isenman

I wasn't in NYC yesterday when Trojan's vibrator giveaway caused total mayhem, but I did witness this mad rush for free sex swag first hand at the BlogHer conference.

Life Lessons I Learned From Magic Mike

Jenny Isenman | Posted 09.17.2012 | Women
Jenny Isenman

On my way to see Magic Mike with my besties, all I could think was, are we the only ones rushing out to see this peep show... and how hard up does this make us?

Camp Phone Calls Could End A Marriage

Jenny Isenman | Posted 09.11.2012 | Parents
Jenny Isenman

It's sleepaway camp season and everyone is getting their calls from the kiddos. I've found a pattern: I desperately want to strangle my husband after each call.

How to Scar Children for Life or When Bedazzling Goes TOO Far

Jenny Isenman | Posted 08.21.2012 | Parents
Jenny Isenman

At a baseball game recently, a mom friend and I were having a bout of witty banter that went terribly, horribly, irrefutably awry.

The Most Embarrassing Moment You Never Had in The '80s -- But I Did

Jenny Isenman | Posted 07.31.2012 | Women
Jenny Isenman

You know how whenever you're feeling a little big for your britches, you'll get an earth-shatteringly embarrassing flashback that puts you right back in your place?

What I Learned After My Friend's Baby Died

Jenny Isenman | Posted 07.23.2012 | Parents
Jenny Isenman

The ER that she went to said her daughter had a simple cold. They made her feel neurotic. They made her feel overprotective and ignorant.

40 Things Every Mom Should Have and Should Know by 40

Jenny Isenman | Posted 06.27.2012 | Parents
Jenny Isenman

In the blink of an eye, I went from 20 to nearly 40. If you're nearing, turning or past the big 4-0, here's one for you...

Top 5 Reasons Moms Should NOT Take Sex Advice from Magazines

Jenny Isenman | Posted 06.24.2012 | Parents
Jenny Isenman

Mommas, do yourselves a favor, throw out those, "spice it up" pieces and top 10 lists. Don't be too concerned about the quantity of the sex you're having as long as your having some.

How 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Could Ruin Your Marriage

Jenny Isenman | Posted 06.18.2012 | Weddings
Jenny Isenman

"Why can't you be more like Christian Grey?" I whined, in the same way my daughter asks things like, "Why you can't be more like Jessie's mom? She keeps ice cream cones in her house."

Sex Or Oven Cleaning? That Is The Question

Jenny Isenman | Posted 06.10.2012 | Home
Jenny Isenman

When I'm uncomfortable I use exaggerated humor to fill conversational gaps. It's like an oddly misplaced stand-up routine which can become painful to watch. This was one of those nights.

20 Signs That You may be Addicted to Words With Friends

Jenny Isenman | Posted 06.02.2012 | Women
Jenny Isenman

Love Words With Friends? If more than half of the items below describe YOU, I'll see you in WWFAA.

Barbie and I Cannot Get our Jeans Over our Thighs

Jenny Isenman | Posted 05.28.2012 | Women
Jenny Isenman

Yesterday, while trying to dress my daughter's Barbie in a stunning pair of black and silver lamé jeans, I realized they weren't going over her thighs. WTF? Had she borrowed a pair from Skipper?

A Glimpse into the Life of a Flash Sale Addict - It Ain't Pretty

Jenny Isenman | Posted 05.21.2012 | Women
Jenny Isenman

"My name is JennyFromTheBlog91 and I'm a flash sale addict."