Jesse Ventura Al Franken

During Bush's first term, I remember seeing you at the White House a number of times. Since that time, your relationship with the president changed dramatically. He's leaving and you are trying to hang on to power by nearly any means necessary.

I emailed the state of Minnesota and asked if it was legal to walk into a bank with a gun. They said it was unless that bank had a sign specifically prohibiting people from doing so. A bank! And this was the law!

Who better to help beef up the Homeland Security Department than this battle-tested former Navy SEAL and professional wrestler who could personally body slam Osama bin Laden?

Will he or won't he? Former Minnesota Governor and professional wrestler Jesse Ventura is expected to announce Monday night on CNN's Larry King Live ...