For two seasons now, fans of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" (Sundays at 10 p.m. ET on Bravo) have watched the bad blood between series mainstay T...

Rosie is ready to come out to her niece and nephew. The whole family goes out for pizza, but Rich "the Lebanese Jeff Goldblum" Wakile leaves the table so Rosie can hold court.

It's time to start the First Annual Jacqueline Laurita Field Day ... and it always includes a tug-of-war. But when things don't go her way, Gia dissolves into tears and throws a tantrum of epic proportions.

Over at Kathy's, the BBQ is failing as hard as Albie Manzo in law school. Teresa and Melissa compete to see who can ignore the other for longer while the kids practice drowning each other.

Rosie is hands-down the best androgynous human on the show. With a few words, she sucked all the positivity out of the room and set the stage for a battle royale between Melissa and Teresa.

Some comment Joe Giudice made about height sparked a brawl with the Kathy's husband Rich (the Lebanese Jeff Goldblum), and judging from Joe's black eye and bloody nose, he lost.

Teresa's head on a platter is the only suitable meal. In some cultures, brain is a delicacy. It's a shame she hasn't got one. Teresa knows why everyone's annoyed, but she hopes a meal can smooth things over.

Mark McGrath, the leader singer of Sugar Ray and former "Extra" host, is apparently a huge fan of the "The Real Housewives of New Jersey." As he expla...