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Why The Finale Was A Total Lie

Sydney Levin | Posted 01.23.2014 | TV
Sydney Levin

There's an old saying that goes "you can't get blood from a stone ... and you can't get a two-part reunion out of happiness and smiles."

Joe Gorga Seems to Suggest Raping Your Wife if She Says "No"

Chris Sosa | Posted 01.23.2014 | Entertainment
Chris Sosa

What the Gorgas represent is a backlash to consent that's become shockingly trendy.

Teresa Admits The Cold, Hard Truth

Sydney Levin | Posted 11.29.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Annnd we're back at the aptly named Moxie Salon ("a force of character, determination or nerve") where Teresa is summoning all of hers to shut Penny down. "You wanted to destroy [Melissa], not me," Penny reiterates.

Melissa Gorga Cannot Believe People Think She Promotes Marital Rape

Posted 09.28.2013 | Celebrity

"Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Melissa Gorga's new book has certainly made headlines this week, but probably not for the reasons Gorga hoped it ...

'RHONJ' Husband Joe Gorga Says That In The Bedroom, He Always Wins

Posted 09.26.2013 | Celebrity

The same day "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Melissa Gorga released her book, Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage, she ...

'RHONJ' Verdict's In: Teresa's Guilty

Sydney Levin | Posted 11.23.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

We open with Melissa and Joe in the bathroom, which is a fitting setting for all the sh-- they're talking. They've got a really bad taste in their mouths -- and this time, it's actually not from the self-tanner they ingest.

The Shocking Truth About Teresa Comes Out

Sydney Levin | Posted 11.16.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Though Teresa obviously orchestrated a hot mess of rumors and lies, Penny says that it's all over now. "She asked me to squash it" she says seriously, as if this is her day job and she's handing in her final report.

The Crazy Explosion Nobody Expected

Sydney Levin | Posted 11.08.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

On the last night of the trip, alcohol (the ultimate therapist) helps convince the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" gang that they had a great time.

Joe Giudice's Jaw-Dropping Confession

Sydney Levin | Posted 11.02.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

The group is off to their "horse healing." I'm picturing a pony dressed up in a saucy Dr. Quinn Medicine Stallion outfit, but the session is a lot less sexy.

The Reunion That Was a Year in the Making

Sydney Levin | Posted 10.25.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Seeing the New Jersey "Housewives" playing nice feels like déjà vu all over again.

PHOTOS: Did Melissa Gorga Just Sell This Manse?

The Huffington Post | Shana Ecker | Posted 08.22.2013 | HuffPost Home

We have to be honest. We watch "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" for two reasons: the wild cat fights and the chance to peek into some seriously lux...

So, Did Melissa Cheat?

Sydney Levin | Posted 08.19.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Teresa informs Kim D. that she's in a "good place" with Melissa, and that the night will go well. Hot damn, that girl has an incredible talent for foreshadowing in bad eyeshadow.

The Surgery That Nobody Supports

Sydney Levin | Posted 08.12.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Jacqueline is obsessed with changing her body, but has no regard for her overall well-being. If anything needs to be cut out of poor Jacqueline, it's not excess skin: It's the darkness and pain that has taken over her mind and clouded her vision.

The 'Housewives' Have Never Done This Before

Sydney Levin | Posted 07.28.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

The speed at which these women are moving to fix things could break your neck ... or at least dislodge your extensions. Is any of this genuine, and how will they feel when their drunken promises fade into awkward hangovers?

Melissa Gorga Compares Teresa Giudice To Saddam Huessein

The Huffington Post | Jason Hughes | Posted 07.22.2013 | TV

The Joes came to blows on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey." It all started when the Giudices, Gorgas, and Wakiles went to Lake George together for ...

There Will Be Sobs

Sydney Levin | Posted 07.21.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Joe grabs Teresa's face and kisses it voraciously, like a starving man finally being handed a steak. Sobs rack his body and suddenly he's heaving, totally giving himself over to the emotion and crying into her face and clothes and hair like a small child.

Brother-In-Law Beat Down

Sydney Levin | Posted 07.15.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Gorga throws all two feet of his body at Giudice, and they're officially in the shortest fight ever. Don't get me wrong, it lasts a pretty decent amount of time ... I just mean it's like watching champs at the International Stunted Growth Invitational flail their T-Rex arms about with gusto.

With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?

Sydney Levin | Posted 07.07.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Kim D. and her posse of hags walk in and Rich motions for her to sit right down in the lion's den. "I heard about your little outing," Melissa tells her calmly. "[Jan] doesn't like you anymore, and I have not done anything wrong," Kim D. quickly says in defense of herself.

All Hell Breaks Loose At The Bar

Sydney Levin | Posted 08.31.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

This week we open in Melissa's home, where she's at the computer pretending that she's not actually dictating the contents of her book to a ghost writer.

Gym, Tan, Kill Your Sibling

Sydney Levin | Posted 06.24.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Though Teresa tries to put up a strong front, it's obvious that the year of silence has been painful. She finally confronts Joe ... by standing over him as he gets ready to bench press. Now, the brother she hasn't seen in oh-so-long is literally talking to her lady garden.

Fight for Your Right To Party

Sydney Levin | Posted 06.17.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

"There's no need to run home to my brother and make it bigger than it is," Teresa says in her interview. Note how she says "my brother" and not "her husband." Teresa still feels like she has ownership over Joe, and she views Melissa as her replacement and mortal enemy.

Eat, Pray, Lunch

Sydney Levin | Posted 06.09.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

As Teresa speaks, Caroline dusts off her infamous head tilt, which is often followed by other signature gestures, such as "wild arms" and "terrifying low voice of death." As Teresa stumbles through her side of the story, Caroline rocks out all her moves.

Families & Homes Torn Apart

Sydney Levin | Posted 06.03.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

"I'm willing to go talk to your sister," Caroline says selflessly. Then, Joe offers Caroline the same advise that I'd offer to you, my dear readers, as we embark on this Season 5 journey together: "Wear some armor and bring a hand gun."

'RHONJ' Members Charged With Assault

AP | Posted 06.05.2013 | Celebrity

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Three cast members of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" reality show will face charges following an altercation at a clothin...

'Real Housewives Of New Jersey' Star Lands Book Deal

Posted 12.19.2012 | Celebrity

Melissa Gorga may have sung "'cause I'm on display, display, display…" in her sort-of catchy single, but she's certainly not shying away from the pu...