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George W. Bush Slips In A Dirty Joke During Civil Rights Speech

The Huffington Post | Natasha Bach | Posted 04.11.2014 | Politics

Former President George W. Bush spoke at a Thursday summit celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act. He discussed having the sett...

A Mantis Walks into a Bar

Mr. Fish | Posted 04.08.2014 | Comedy
Mr. Fish

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Talking Godzilla With an Old Nemesis

Gregory Weinkauf | Posted 04.01.2014 | Entertainment
Gregory Weinkauf

When it comes to interviews, I'm blessed with the best. But sometimes even I go slumming. For instance, take this piece (please): I'm trying to scoop everybody on the mysterious new Godzilla movie, right?

A New Approach to Lawyer Jokes

Malcolm Kushner | Posted 04.07.2014 | Books
Malcolm Kushner

Sure, there's the widely-held belief that the best defense is a good offense. But is it really?

Leading a Thanksgiving Seder (Rendelez)

Michael Morgenstern | Posted 01.28.2014 | Religion
Michael Morgenstern

In honor of Thanksgiving and Hanukkah coming on the same day (and because Passover is just so friggin' cool), I'm leading a Thanksgiving Seder tomorro...

The Breakup Email Template

Vana Dabney | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Vana Dabney

"We actually broke up." This is the inevitable response you will have to give for weeks, months, possibly even years after you and your significant other part ways.

Four Reasons Why You Are Probably Not Going to Hell

Brett Gallaher | Posted 01.23.2014 | Religion
Brett Gallaher

This may come as a shock, but despite what your ex says about you, you're probably not going to Hell. Relieved? Good! But I hate to break it to you that your ex isn't going to Hell either.

Twerking Hoax Fools Some In Small Louisiana City

AP | Posted 09.19.2013 | Weird News

DEQUINCY, La. -- When a satirical website reported the small city of DeQuincy, La., had banned twerking, some local residents thought it might be true...

WATCH: Ph.D. May Be Required To Understand This Video

The Huffington Post | William Goodman | Posted 09.18.2013 | Science

A major manufacturer has put the finishing touches on, well, a huge new gizmo that does something really awesome, and couldn't be easier to understand...

May The Fourth Be With You

The Huffington Post | Irina Dvalidze | Posted 07.10.2013 | Entertainment

Few franchises can compete with the "Star Wars" fan base, so it's no surprise that Jedi lovers all over the world have succeeded in turning May 4th fr...

The Popular Bartender (JOKE)

Posted 12.27.2012 | MarloThomas

On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be...

JOKE: The Clever Defendant

Posted 09.30.2012 | Women

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands...

JOKE: The Holiday Secret

Posted 11.25.2012 | Women

A rabbi skips services on Yom Kippur, the holiest day in the Jewish year, to play a round of golf. He has an amazing game, and on the 18th hole, score...

JOKE: The Elderly Man And The Policeman

Posted 08.21.2012 | Women

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to att...

JOKE: The Pope Visits America

Posted 10.17.2012 | Women

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if h...

JOKE: Irish Sunday School

Posted 08.16.2012 | Women

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my ho...

JOKE: The Barbershop

Posted 08.13.2012 | Women

A priest walked into a barbershop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I cons...

JOKE: A Whale Tale

Posted 10.05.2012 | Women

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a wh...

JOKE: Mom And The Gravy Ladle

Posted 07.31.2012 | Women

John invites his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother can’t help but notice how handsome John's roommate is. Then, over the course...

JOKE: The Dalai Lama And The Hot Dog Vendor

Posted 09.29.2012 | Women

The Dalai Lama walks up to a vendor who is selling hamburgers and says, "I want one with everything." The vendor hands him one and says, "Four buck...

JOKE: Hubby Does The Chores

Posted 09.16.2012 | Women

A husband gets into his grubbiest clothes on a Saturday morning and sets about doing all the chores he's been putting off for weeks. He cleans the gar...

JOKE: My Wife Is Poisoning Me!

Posted 07.01.2012 | Women

A man goes to see his Rabbi. “Rabbi,” he says, “something terrible is happening and I need to talk to you about it.” “What's the probl...

The Story Behind The Ryan Gosling Flyer

The Frisky | Posted 06.12.2012 | Women

Last night, I had the pleasure of chatting on the phone with CC, the woman who posted a flyer looking for Ryan Gosling or a Gosling lookalike to repla...

JOKE: Blondes, Blondes, Blondes!

Posted 05.28.2012 | Women

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding, so she asks the blonde if there's a cop...

JOKE: The Klopman Diamond

Posted 05.02.2012 | Women

A man boards a plane and sits next to a woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond he’s ever seen. He asks her about it. "This is the Klop...