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The Story Behind The Ryan Gosling Flyer

The Frisky | Posted 06.12.2012 | Women

Last night, I had the pleasure of chatting on the phone with CC, the woman who posted a flyer looking for Ryan Gosling or a Gosling lookalike to repla...

JOKE: Blondes, Blondes, Blondes!

Posted 05.28.2012 | Women

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding, so she asks the blonde if there's a cop...

JOKE: The Klopman Diamond

Posted 05.02.2012 | Women

A man boards a plane and sits next to a woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond he’s ever seen. He asks her about it. "This is the Klop...

JOKE: Looking At Baby

Posted 04.29.2012 | Women

Jane is carrying her new baby son down the street when Mary comes over to take a look. "How lovely!" Mary exclaims. "He takes after his father!" ...

JOKE: The Elated Husband

Posted 06.26.2012 | Women

A husband rushes in the front door of his home, screaming out to his wife. "I won the lottery! I won the lottery! Start packing!" he says. "What...

CARTOON: The Blogging Husband

Posted 04.24.2012 | Women

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VIDEO: Wendy Liebman Is Smokin'!

Posted 04.23.2012 | Women

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JOKE: A Lightbulb Joke…From Norm Crosby

Posted 04.22.2012 | Women

How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? One hundred: one to change it, and 99 to say, I could have done that. See More Laughs (...

JOKE: The Husband, The Wife And The Frying Pan

Posted 04.09.2012 | Women

A husband is reading his morning paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. "Hey!" the man s...

JOKE: The Pretentious Friend

Posted 04.08.2012 | Women

Two friends meet on the street. One says, "I haven't heard from you in so long. What happened?" The other says, "Well, frankly you've become a bit ...

JOKE: Roseann Barr, Domestic Demon

Posted 03.30.2012 | Women

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then, hey, I’ve done my job." —Roseanne Barr "Exp...

JOKE: An Irishman's Dying Wish

Posted 03.21.2012 | Women

An old Irishman, Paddy, is about to go to his eternal reward. He looks at his grieving friend, Mike, and says, "I have one last request, Mike." "An...

CARTOON: The Catty Camel

Posted 03.05.2012 | Women

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Steven Wright's Longest Joke - "I was on a bus and I started talking to this blond Chinese girl..."

Posted 03.25.2012 | Women

When I interviewed the brilliant Steven Wright for my book, Growing Up Laughing, I asked him to tell me his longest joke on record. Here's what he tol...

JOKE: The Disappearing Husband

Posted 02.15.2012 | Women

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared." The so...

Happy Birthday Laugh Of The Day

Posted 11.21.2011 | Women

A good friend of mine received this on his birthday, and sent it on to me. I thought is was just too funny, and today is my birthday, so I'm sharing ...

Christmas Parrot

Posted 06.17.2011 | Women

My dad used to tell a wonderful joke about a parrot, so I guess I'm predisposed to finding parrots funny. Here's a good one. -MT Don't Miss...

Babbling Baby Girl in a Car

Posted 06.17.2011 | Women

My sister sent me this one, along with the question, "Are Women Born This Way?" I love watching the dad's reaction. He's almost as f...

Astoria Characters: The Last Comic Riding (A Bike)

Nancy Ruhling | Posted 11.14.2011 | New York
Nancy Ruhling

Clark Gookin is long and lean like a telephone line, so he's not an easy fit for this tyke of a bike that's the color of a ripe Georgia peach.

The Snow Chart

Posted 06.29.2011 | Women

During our recent blizzard in New York, more than a few people forwarded this to me! –MT Don't Miss a Good Laugh! Sign up to receive my ...

Steven Wright's Longest Joke

Posted 06.25.2011 | Women

When I interviewed the brilliant Steven Wright for my book, "Growing Up Laughing," I asked him to tell me his longest joke on record. Her...

Church Laughs

Posted 08.24.2011 | Women

Who knew you could get so many laughs...in church?! -MT Don't Miss a Good Laugh! Sign up to receive my email newsletter each week - It ...

Human Ventriloquist Dummy

Posted 06.25.2011 | Women

I thought I'd seen everything - that is, until a friend forwarded me this clip of the brilliant ventriloquist Paul Zerdin. What a hilarious and cle...

Joke: The Old Guy At The Gym

Posted 08.17.2011 | Women

An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym, when he spotted a gorgeous young woman. He turned to a nearby trainer and asked, ...

Mom, Dad and the Mouse

Posted 06.18.2011 | Women

My sister always finds the best cartoons. Here's the latest one she sent me. -MT https://editorial.huffingtonpost.com/entry/?blog_id=2 Don't...