Fire in Clinton Campaign Headquarters Destroys Tax Returns
A spokesman for the Clinton campaign said that the 2007 tax returns of Mrs. Clinton and her husband went up in flames along with everything else.
A spokesman for the Clinton campaign said that the 2007 tax returns of Mrs. Clinton and her husband went up in flames along with everything else.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 04.10.2008 | Politics
The reasoning behind the move was simple, a spokesman for China's ministry of sport told reporters: "You cannot protest what you cannot find."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 04.08.2008 | Living
While your SAT scores fall below the threshold for acceptance to Harvard's class of 2012, your Harvard parents' participation in our fund-raising appeals have gained you admission to a new program called LegacyPlus™.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 04.03.2008 | Politics
One solution reportedly being pondered by the Fed would involve sending Mr. Bush to Disney World for the remainder of his time in office.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 04.01.2008 | Politics
"If Gravel's presence in the race winds up leading to the election of a Republican who then leads us into a disastrous war, I don't know how he'll live with himself," Mr. Nader said.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.30.2008 | Politics
Sen. Clinton added that she was refusing to announce an exit strategy from the race because "that would send the wrong message to the enemy."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.26.2008 | Politics
The senator said that moments after the "so-called little girl" presented her with the flowers, she revealed what the bouquet had been hiding: "a tiny semi-automatic weapon."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.25.2008 | Politics
"I may have misspoke about what went on that particular day," Clinton said. "But it was a very busy time for me, what with having that knife-fight with Kim Jong-Il and all."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.23.2008 | Politics
The president said that by removing endangered species from the protected list one by one, he has been able to phase out the environment gradually "so that hardly anyone will notice it's missing."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.20.2008 | Politics
Lewinsky hoped that in releasing the schedule she would put to rest nagging questions about her role in the Northern Ireland peace talks and the controversial NAFTA trade agreement.
Jonathan Alter | Posted 02.06.2008 | Politics
Be still my heart! Political reporters like me might actually get the story we've been dreaming of, complete with enough complexities to keep us in clover all year long.
Charlie Rose | Posted 01.30.2008 | Politics
Paul Begala | Posted 01.09.2008 | Media
After I told Fox yesterday that the story about me wasn't true -- and this is the surreal part -- they kept reporting it anyway. Fox's Garrett told me he'd "take it under advisement." Take it under advisement?
Matthew and Peter Slutsky | Posted 01.07.2008 | Home
At a John Edwards event earlier this afternoon in Bedford, NH, we happened upon a very interesting conversation taking place between Elizabeth Edwards...
Ian Welsh | Posted 01.03.2008 | Politics
The most generous conclusion one can draw is that both Obama and Edwards are, within the margin of error, about as electable as each other.
Jonathan Alter | Posted 11.15.2007 | Politics
What if they found a cure for a cancer that afflicts half a million people, but a combination of stupid bureaucrats and greedy doctors kept patients from getting it?
Huffington Post | Rachel Sklar | Posted 10.29.2007 | Media
Halperin said that with "three titan candidates" in Hillary, Barack Obama and John Edwards, "I don't think Al Gore thinks he can come in -- and the polls don't suggest he can come in -- and shake this race up."
Jane Ciabattari | Posted 09.18.2007 | Media
Emily Lazar, producer of The Colbert Report, made it clear that Stephen Colbert needs books, but he doesn't really read them. That's her job.
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Andy Borowitz | Posted 04.11.2008 | Politics