Joseph Ratzinger

Vatican Confirms: Goldman "Doing God's Work"

Tom Gregory | Posted 11.10.2009 | Comedy


Tom Gregory

L'Osservatore Romano is reporting that Goldman Sachs is indeed Doing God's work, and His Former Holiness Joseph Ratzinger has confirmed the unsolicited hostile takeover.

Vatican Bombshell!: Goldman Sachs IS The Holy Ghost!

Tom Gregory | Posted 08.21.2009 | Comedy


Tom Gregory

The Holy Ghost - which shares the power of God - is invisible yet everywhere, can create something from nothing or turn everything back into nothing.

Pope Benedict: I Was Surprised To Be Chosen As Pope

AP | Posted 06.30.2009 | World


VATICAN CITY — Pope Benedict XVI says he was surprised when he was elected pontiff, but accepted the role even though the challenge seemed great...

The Pope Can't Get Away With This

Joe Cutbirth | Posted 04.18.2009 | Media


Joe Cutbirth

If Ratzinger wants to stay in Italy and scare school kids by telling them God is watching when they French kiss or masturbate, that is his sexual silliness. But this is a matter of life and death.

The Blindness Of A Pope Led By His Bureaucrats

The Independent | Andreas Whittam Smith | Posted 03.09.2009 | World


Pope Benedict must have thought he knew exactly what he was doing when, on 21 January, he lifted the excommunication of four bishops, among them a Hol...

The Pope Loves Pussycats

The New York Times | Andy Newman | Posted 04.29.2008 | Living


Along with an enormous entourage and a message of peace, the Pope brought with him to the United States a lifelong love of cats. Benedict's kindness ...