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McCain Makes Historic First Visit to Internet

Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.21.2008 | Politics

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McCain aides said that the senator's journey to the Internet will span five days and will take him to such far-flung sites as Amazon.com, eBay and Facebook.

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Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself

Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.15.2008 | Politics

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Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Obama today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.

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McCain Issues Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians

Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.09.2008 | Politics

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McCain, who yesterday commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently "just warming up," one aide said today.

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Obama Posing Threat to Rock Stars, Rock Stars Fear

Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.08.2008 | Politics

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The presumptive Democratic nominee's decision to address a crowd of 75,000 fans at Invesco was "the last straw," says singer Jon Bon Jovi.

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Liberal Bloggers Accuse Obama of Trying to Win Election

Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.02.2008 | Politics

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Suspicions about Sen. Obama's true motives have been building over the past few weeks, but not until today have the bloggers called him out for betraying the Democratic Party's losing tradition.

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McCain Proposes Tax Holiday for Beer Heiresses

Andy Borowitz | Posted 06.29.2008 | Politics

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The senator took great pains to indicate that the tax holiday would not be available to all brewery heiresses, "Just those with a net worth of over 100 million dollars."

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Cindy McCain Robot Gets New Head

Andy Borowitz | Posted 06.21.2008 | Politics

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"This new head is going to enable the Cindy McCain robot to do things that it could never do before," said McCain aide Davison Matz. "For one thing, it will now be able to talk."

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McCain: Sunnis, Shiites "Trying to Confuse Me"

Andy Borowitz | Posted 06.16.2008 | Politics

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Sen. McCain reserved his harshest words for the Shiites, who he said were trying to confuse him by sometimes referring to themselves as "Shiites" and other times as "Shia."

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Fist Bump Overshadows Ass-Slap

Andy Borowitz | Posted 06.12.2008 | Politics

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The obsession with Barack and Michelle's "fist bump" on national TV last week has caused the media to ignore an equally important gesture that the couple shared just moments later.

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McCain Vows to Campaign in All Thirteen Colonies

Andy Borowitz | Posted 06.09.2008 | Politics

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At a campaign stop in the Dominion of Virginia, Sen. McCain said that if Sen. Obama takes any of the thirteen colonies for granted, "he doth so at his peril."

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Bill Clinton Updates Facebook Profile

Andy Borowitz | Posted 06.05.2008 | Politics

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Visitors to Mr. Clinton's profile page at Facebook noticed that minutes after Mrs. Clinton suspended her campaign, President Clinton updated his status from "Married" to "It's Complicated."

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Straight Man Accidentally Sees Sex and the City

Andy Borowitz | Posted 06.03.2008 | Entertainment

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A spokesman for New Line Cinema said that the film grossed $55 million over the weekend but that Mr. Colton was the only heterosexual man known to have seen it.

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Bush Refuses to Read McClellan's Book, Calling It 'A Book'

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.28.2008 | Politics

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Mr. Bush said he was "surprised" that Mr. McClellan had written a book to criticize him because "if you're trying to communicate some criticism to me, a book is pretty much the last place you'd put it."

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Hillary Rejects, Denounces Self

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.24.2008 | Politics

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Sen. Clinton offered an explanation for her comments about the late Sen. Kennedy, saying, "I am still suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of my service in the Bosnian army."

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Hillary: Votes of Imaginary Friends Must Be Counted

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.20.2008 | Politics

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While Sen. Clinton refused to put an exact number on her legions of imaginary voters, she said that they were "in the zillions."

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Kathie Lee Gifford Calls Joy Behar A "Bitch"

Huffington Post via Page Six | Posted 05.16.2008 | Media

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Kathie Lee Gifford may be just a month into her tenure as co-host of the "Today" show's fourth hour, but she's wasting no time in throwing jabs at her...

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Blacks and self-sabotage

Logan Nakyanzi Pollard | Posted 05.08.2008 | Politics

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In an amazing turn of events, in this week's primaries in North Carolina and Indiana, Americans got over Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Given Senator Obama's t...

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McCain Does The View, Faces Behar Railing Against Bush

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 04.10.2008 | Politics

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John McCain made a campaign appearance on ABC's chatfest The View this morning, and answered a range of questions from his support of the Iraq War "su...

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Whoopi Goldberg Remembers Charlton Heston, Plants One On Joy

Huffington Post | Posted 04.07.2008 | Media

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Today on "The View" the ladies took a few moments to remember film legend Charlton Heston, who died over the weekend. Whoopi recounted how excited she...

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"The View" Heats Up Over Racism, Whoopi Declares, "This Is A Racist Country"

Huffington Post | Posted 03.24.2008 | Media

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Things got heated on "The View" this morning as the ladies discussed race and racism, prompted by Barack Obama's relationship with the controversial p...

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Barbara Tells Hillary: "Drop It Already"

Huffington Post | Posted 02.11.2008 | Media

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Barbara Walters was away last week when her co-hosts on "The View" started a media firestorm — mentioning that Chelsea Clinton called them on Su...

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"The View" Responds To HuffPost About Their Imitations Of Chelsea Clinton

Huffington Post | Posted 02.07.2008 | Media

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The ladies of "The View" were apparently not too pleased when the Huffington Post posted a hilarious clip on Wednesday showing 3 of the 4 ladies imita...

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Chelsea Clinton Calls 'View' Ladies, They Imitate Her Breathy Voice

Huffington Post | Posted 02.06.2008 | Media

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Former and potential first daughter Chelsea Clinton worked the phones yesterday by calling three of four cohosts on The View. On Wednesday morning's s...

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Rush Limbaugh Gropes Joy Behar

Huffington Post | Posted 01.31.2008 | Media

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Rush Limbaugh may be dating 31-year old blonde Kathryn Rogers when he is in Florida, but last night in New York he let loose and had a 64-year old red...

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Joy Behar Has The Hots For Men Of "60 Minutes"

Huffington Post | Posted 10.05.2007 | Media

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On Friday's episode of "The View," co-host Joy Behar admitted that she prefers her men of a certain age. So her favorite TV show? "60 Minutes," of cou...

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