Tuesday on "The View" Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck sparred over how to recognize Veterans Day. Behar began the show by reading facts about the w...
Beverly Wettenstein | Posted 10.31.2008 | Politics
I've coined the term "Double Dutch Feminist" to identify women who are jumping between the Feminist and Conservative rope lines, to their own benefit.
Huffington Post | Posted 10.23.2008 | Media
After an on-air disagreement during Wednesday's show, Thursday Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck shot down allegations of a feud and slammed online r...
Huffington Post | Posted 10.23.2008 | Media
On Wednesday's "The View" cohosts Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Behar sparred over politics and it got uglier than usual. Moderator Whoopi Goldberg was...
Huffington Post | Posted 10.22.2008 | Media
Bill O'Reilly sat for two segments of "The View" on Wednesday and faced critic Joy Behar on the couch. Whoopi Goldberg was out sick, but the other fou...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.06.2008 | Politics
Gov. Palin said that she learned about Sen. Obama's ties to The Weather Channel last week "when I was trying hard to read The New York Times."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.04.2008 | Politics
Simpson made his case for the government bailing him out of jail, arguing that as long as he is a free man he is likely to become involved in other criminal cases that could generate much-needed television revenue.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.02.2008 | Politics
In exchange for the exclusive sponsorship, Mad Libs™ agreed to provide Gov. Palin with a special Mad Libs™ edition composed entirely of answers to vice-presidential debate questions.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.01.2008 | Politics
He plans to crouch inside the podium out of view of the audience, whispering key bits of information to Gov. Palin, such as the names of any Supreme Court decision other than Roe v. Wade.
Caroline Presno | Posted 10.01.2008 | Media
Things like energy and persistence are important, but look at it this way: Would you rather have an energized horse pulling an empty cart or a cart filled with ideas?
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.30.2008 | Politics
Somaili pirates who stunned the world by seizing a Ukrainian ship announced today that they would take a brief hiatus from terrorizing the high seas out of respect for the Jewish holidays.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.28.2008 | Politics
According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running mate's performance in a series of interviews with CBS's Katie Couric.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.26.2008 | Politics
Every time McCranky says "my friends," me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fu**in excellent right? I am gonna be totally fu**in wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole.
Andy Ostroy | Posted 09.24.2008 | Business
The meltdown on Wall Street last week wasn't the only one. We got a glimpse of McCain under fire, and it wasn't pretty. America needs a president who provides a steady hand under pressure.
New York Times | Frank Rich | Posted 09.22.2008 | Media
You know the press is impotent at unmasking this truthiness when the hardest-hitting interrogation McCain has yet faced on television came on "The Vie...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.19.2008 | Politics
"Spain can run, but it cannot hide," McCain told his audience at a rally in St. Louis. "I am fully prepared to invade Spain, and if that means sending troops to South America, then so be it."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.16.2008 | Politics
Sen. McCain attacked the power elite on Wall Street, calling them "wealthy plutocrats with private jets and too many houses to keep track of."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.08.2008 | Politics
Gov. Palin's wisecrack was the last straw for Carol Foyler, the executive director of the Pitbull Anti-Defamation League: "We're all like, first the Michael Vick thing, and now this."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics
There is some seriously weird stuff goin on up in here!!! So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.29.2008 | Politics
The GOP campaign for the White House is looking more and more like the screenplay for an unproduced Goldie Hawn film from the 1980's, a Goldie Hawn fi...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.29.2008 | Politics
Sen. McCain unleashed a savage attack on Sen. Obama, claiming that his Democratic opponent would be "at a loss" when faced with the challenges of running a 5000-person municipality in Alaska.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.26.2008 | Politics
In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?"
Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.25.2008 | Politics
For his part, former President Clinton said that he was "surprised" by the DNC's decision to institute the five-second delay, but added, "It's just like those motherf*ckers."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.22.2008 | Politics
Cindy McCain responded to a reporter's question today about how many half-sisters she had by saying that she was "unsure" about the exact number but would have "a staff member look into it."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.19.2008 | Politics
Representatives of television news divisions said they were undecided as to how to cover the Biden speech, but none were willing to commit to covering it live in its entirety.
Tina Fey graces the cover of the January issue of Vanity Fair, and in an...
UPDATE 12/2: Marc Ambinder is reporting that Jeb Bush is considering a run for the Senate to...
President Bush let it all out today during an interview with ABC News' Charlie...
this just in: Governor Palin Neglects Alaska Duties for Partisan Stumping on...
The following is Part I of Sean Penn's piece, Mountain of Snakes (Read Part II here) The
Pardon the metaphor, but Obama is trying to put lipstick on the pig that is US...
President-elect Barack Obama and Vice President-elect Joe Biden met in Philadelphia...
After a 12-day hiatus, Sarah Palin stepped back into the spotlight on Monday to...
Last night, CNN's Campbell Brown criticized President-elect...
DALLAS — Of all the cajoling, snide remarks and...
Now that Americans have footed the bill for more than a...
CHICAGO — Almost one in five young American adults has a personality disorder that interferes...
Dear President-elect and Mrs. Obama: I know that the greening of the White House...
Huffington Post | Posted 11.11.2008 | Media