Judy Gold

Stage Door: The Judy Show

Fern Siegel | Posted 09.21.2011

Fern Siegel

Judy Gold is aptly named. She has mined her childhood angst for comedic gold, seen through the prism of classic 1970s sitcoms in The Judy Show. A laugh-out-loud riot, it packages Gold's kooky, crazy memoir into a clever 80-minute production.

Off-Broadway: Love, Loss, and What I Wore, The Divine Sister, You've Got Hate Mail

Regina Weinreich | Posted 05.25.2011

Regina Weinreich

America Ferrera huddled in a back booth at B. Smith restaurant chatting with her pal, Gilmore Girl Alexis Bledel, the occasion: the 500th performance ...

Hulaween: Making New York City a Little More Like Hawaii

Andrea Chalupa | Posted 05.25.2011

Andrea Chalupa

This Friday, Bette Midler is throwing her annual Hulaween Ball, a lavish Halloween wonderland in the Waldorf Astoria, with a little hula-flavor -- a nod to her Hawaiian roots.

Jim Cramer Declares Depression Over; Millions Panic

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

Just moments after Mr. Cramer delivered his upbeat prediction, stock prices went into an epic free-fall unprecedented in the annals of modern trading as millions of investors rushed for the exits.

My April Fool's Prank on NPR

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

On NPR yesterday, I revealed that the U.S. Treasury is also running an elaborate Ponzi scheme, selling worthless pieces of paper called "U.S. Treasuries" to unsuspecting investors.

Obama Opens Chevy Dealership on White House Lawn

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel said that all Cabinet members were taking turns running the dealership, and that Vice-President Joe Biden was manning the customer service hotline.

CIA Following Bin Laden on Twitter

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

The decision to track Mr. bin Laden's movements, moods, and musical tastes came late last week after the agency discovered he was using the popular social networking utility.

White House Replaces 'War on Terror' with Symbol

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

The White House announced today that it would no longer use the phrase "war on terror" and would instead replace it with a cryptic symbol once used by the funk rocker known as Prince.

Madoff to Help U.S. Sell Bad Assets

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

"Desperate times call for desperate measures," White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said on CNN last night. "If anyone can convince investors to buy a worthless piece of paper, it's Bernie Madoff."

Cheney to Pen Bush's Memoir

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

Former President George W. Bush has decided to seek a ghostwriter for his new memoir after realizing that he faced several obstacles to writing the book himself, such as learning to spell.

NCAA Renames March Madness 'March Bipolar Disorder'

Andy Borowitz | Posted 11.17.2011

Andy Borowitz

The name-change, which both surprised and outraged devotees of the annual ritual, came after the National Institute of Mental Health demanded that the NCAA drop the "Madness" tag.

In New Terror Video, AIG Demands Huge Ransom from U.S.

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

In the four-minute tape, a man believed to be the chairman of AIG says that if his organization is not paid its ransom, "chaos and destruction will rain down on the American economy."

Madoff Blames Ponzi Scheme on Youth, Immaturity

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

Madoff pleaded for understanding, explaining, "You do all kinds of crazy things when you're at an impressionable age like 60 or 61."

Obama Seeks New Commerce Secretary on Craigslist

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

The president's online gambit seemed to pay off early in the day, when Josh Hurtstein, an indie rock musician from Williamsburg, Brooklyn, tentatively accepted the post.

Obama Considers Tax on Cabinet

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

President Obama is mulling a controversial new tax program that would require members of his Cabinet to pay taxes owed under the Federal tax code, the White House confirmed today.

Phelps Congratulates Cardinals on Super Bowl Win

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

"The Cardinals really tore it up last night," said Mr. Phelps, who said he saw almost the entire game until he got "a wicked attack of the munchies" late in the fourth quarter.

Starbucks Eliminates Coffee, Cups, Stir-thingies

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

In an official statement, a company spokesman said that Starbucks "wrestled long and hard" with the decision to eliminate the three items, "especially coffee."

Poll: Obama Even More Awesome Than Originally Thought

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

Mr. Obama receives higher approval ratings in the new poll than either leprechauns or unicorns, mythical beings that almost everyone agrees are totally awesome.

Obama Sends Biden on 'Special Mission' to Antarctica

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

The president was vague about what the mission to Antarctica would entail, but he did indicate that it could take "up to four years."

Levi Johnston Liveblogs the Inauguration

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

The inauguration was full of f*cking memorable images, like Cheney being wheeled around like a f*cking Batman villain.