Twas the night before Knicksmas, when all through the Garden
Not a big man was stirring, not even Rasheed.
The high tops were laced by the lockers with care,
In hopes that St. Knick soon would be there.
One would assume that 31 points, 10 rebounds, 9 assists, and 3 steals while shooting 60 percent from behind the arc and 55 percent from the floor could seal the deal for the defending NBA Champion Miami Heat.